Hi Wendy:Hello I'm the host now let's met the teams, first up Cult Leaders OhMyHeck and R.
R:I own an aRmy of gays.
OhMyHeck:Ever since devoting my entire life to Baylor Wilson I reaziled the reason why I was put on earth was to spread her words, by force.
Wendy:We also have the gay couple, Amber and Maria
Amber:Me and Maria has been in love since high school
Maria:me gusta Amber
Wendy:Hispters, Blake and Del
Del:I'm not actually hipster I just eat GF
Blake:I'm not hipster I'm just asexual
Wendy:Speaking of asexual we have Tyler and Anthony.
Tyler:OH MY GOD HOW A, I STILL IN THIS RACE
Anthony:It hasn't started yet.
Wendy:We have DaVonne fans, Nakul and Rj
Rj:I was first day fan.
Nakul:shut your rat ass up now she followed me first.
Wendy:We have Mexicans Heo and Cabbage
Cab:Why am I with him I'm sueing
Heo:LET ME IN YOU
Wendy:Best friends, Smalls and Queef
Wendy:We found some high schooler so so well please welcome Zoey and Rob
Rob:Actually I'm in middle school
Wendy:We got an all female team khole and Ally
Ally:fuck you, jk I love you all watch me play basketballs
Khole:I'm going to win
Wendy:Finally we have Beyoncé and Jay Z
Jay Z:Hall the queen
Beyoncé:*Waits for 24 co writers to write her lines*
Wendy:Welcome to the amazing race!
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