Episode 1: Not So Happy Campers Part 1[]
Delanie: *walking along a dock, passing a sign that says Camp Wawanakwa* Ah...the sound of my own vacation on a crappy island in Canada.
(A boat is heard heading towards dock)
Delanie: Nope! 22 losers will live in this crappy part of the island while my resort is at the neighboring island. I'm your host, Delanie McLean! 22 campers will be competing for a prize money of one million dollars. They'll be split in two teams. Every cycle, one team will win the challenge and the losing team will boot someone off. Last man or woman standing wins a million big ones! Campers will have to endure Chef Rocky's cooking, the crappy cabins, insects, life threatening challenges and best of all, each other. Here comes the first one!
Zoey: *walks onto dock* OMG its Delanie! Hi Delanie! Its so cool to see you in real life! You're really skinnier than the press articles say! Anyways, I just saw you in that one movie where you voice acted as the dying cow-
Delanie: Shush it! Go stand on the other side of that dock and wait for the others!
Zoey: Okay!
Aqua: *walks onto dock and raises eyebrow* I thought we were staying at a 5 star resort...
Delanie: It was! Ten years ago before the hurricane hit, the rat infestation and the hot air balloon full of monkeys exploded here. Looking nice, right?
Aqua: *rolls eyes*
Zoey: Hi Aqua!
Aqua: Hi...
Zoey: I'm Zoey! Whats your name?
Aqua: You just said it.
Zoey: *laughs* You're so funny!
JRO: *walks off boat, onto dock and crashes through floor*
Delanie: *shrugs* It'll blend it with the rest of the "minor" flaws.
JRO: Hi guys!
Aqua: ...
Zoey: HI!
Fiz: *walks onto dock* omg hi. im fiz
Delanie: And I'm Delanie. Your host. Now stop blocking my sunlight!
Fiz: :(
JRO: *walks to Fiz* U play Smash?
Delanie: Next camper...
TDN: *walks on dock* Hi guys. I'm TDN and-
Delanie: Shut up.
Zoey: Aw, just let him finish! I like hearing life stories!
Delanie: *sigh* Make it quick. I have to watch The Backyardigans soon.
TDN: I'm actually an artist. Wanna see some samples?? *flips through notebook and shows page* I call it Gewn
Aqua: *laughs*
Fiz: *laughs*
JRO: *laughs*
Delanie: *laughs*
Zoey: I...like it!
TDN: Thanks.
Amber: *walks onto dock with heavy yet glamorous purses, peacefully setting them down* Hello!
Delanie: Introducing...Amber!
Amber: So when are we going to the spa? My finger nails feel EXHAUSTED carrying all that makeup! Its needs some work.
Delanie: In about...never minutes!
Amber: Ugh! *joins group*
Milk: *walks onto dock* Hey y'all! Its Milk!
Fiz: ur name is Milk? so u came from a cow?
Aqua: I see a cow! *points to JRO*
JRO: Hey!
Milk: Nope. I'm the nice kind of milk!
Fiz: so like, chocolate milk?
Milk: Um, sure!
Fiz: Yay!
Spirit: *walks onto dock* hi uglies
TDN: O
Delanie: Here's Spirit!
Spirit: *sets bag down and hears dock on verge of breaking* What's that?
Fiz: maybe its jros stomach
JRO: Hey!
Spirit: I am NOT staying here with these people.
Delanie: It's in your contract!
Spirit: *rips it*
Delanie: When you're in showbiz...you make a LOT of copies. *snickers*
Spirit: Ugh!
Tyler: *walks onto dock* Hi, I'm Tyler.
Zoey: *waves*
Delanie: Hm...so thats all you're gonna say? No gimmicks? No idiotic jokes?
Tyler: Tijuana > Darrah
Delanie: Now thats a joke!
Tyler: O
Amber: *to TDN* Stop breathing on my neck!
TDN: I'll stop breathing and die for your precious neck *rolls eyes*
Amber: Good! *pushes TDN in water* You can stop breathing at least 5 feet away from me!
Fiz: harsh
Mirnish: *walks onto dock* Whos the flops on the dock?
TDN: Ha! I'm not on the dock! *drowning*
Mirnish: And the one in the water?
TDN: Aw.
Spirit: I'm not no flop shut your manly ass up.
Mirnish: Whatever.
Darules: hi
Zoey: And who are you?
Darules: timmy turner
Zoey: Timmy Tur-
Darules: yes!
Zoey: How coo-
Darules: i wish you a merry christmas!
Zoey: What?
Darules: my fairly odd parents are now granting that wish.
Delanie: Okay so we're halfway with the contestants! Stay tuned after the break!
Spirit: Only halfway? Ugh!
(After commercial)
Delanie: And we're back!
Milk: Hi!
Delanie: Lets meet our next contestant.
Chwiis: *walks onto dock* Hi mongs. I came all the way from Australia to win.
Mirnish: Nobody CARES.
Chwiis: You have a tiny shaft stfu.
Mirnish: Very mature.
Delanie: I love the more problematic contestants!
Fiz: so do u love me
Delanie: Dear god no.
Wendy: *walks onto dock, wearing earphones*
Tyler: Hi!
Wendy: *keeps walking*
Zoey: He can't hear you.
Milk: He's wearing earphones.
Delanie: Huh? *takes off earphones and throws them in ocean* The only technology allowed on this island is Chef Rocky's private gaming consoles.
Chef Rocky: *playing Cooking Mama*
Wendy: You interrupted my K Pop! You will rue this day!
Delanie: I really don't care.
Solar: *walks onto dock* Hi.
Milk: Update your ORG.
Solar: Do I know you?
Milk: um no
Solar: K
Cabbage: *walks onto dock* Hi.
Fiz: update Survivor Mexico
Cabbage: Do I know you?
Fiz: um no
Cabbage: K
Blake: *walks onto dock* Hi.
Delanie: Here's Blake!
Blake: *looks at group*
JRO: *picking belly button*
TDN: *still drowning*
Darules: Cosmo I take back my wish
Chwiis: *picking ears*
Cabbage: *burps*
Blake: *gulps* yikes
Mirnish: Why is that guy coming in a train and not a boat?
Delanie: He said he prefers trains.
Noah: *walks out train* chugga chugga chu chu
Aqua: I-
Noah: Hi. Delanie, I actually don't wanna compete. I'm just wondering if you'd like to be on my podcast.
Delanie: No. And since I just got off the phone and Heo dropped out before getting on his boat, you are now competing!
Noah: ok
Ash: *walks onto dock* Hey!
Delanie: And here's Ash! Probably the only normal person in this bunch!
Ash: Really?
Delanie: Don't ruin my perspective of you. I already hate everyone else.
Amber: Rude.
Delanie: We have 1..2...4 more people to get through!
Epic: *walks onto dock* Did anyone catch CBB?
Aqua: Stacy robbed
Epic: Maybe. I'm really excited to finally be apart of CBB! I'm no celebrity but I hope I win! Wheres the house?
Delanie: Dude, you applied for the wrong show. *laughs*
Blake: Yikes
Epic: Really? Then what is this?
Delanie: A summer camp.
Epic: *cries*
Delanie: Shut up! Okay, um...up next!
Maria: Hola its me Samey
Darulee: Hi Samey I'm Timmy
Samey: im the nice twin
Cabbage: What is this-
Solar: Let them have their moment.
Chwiis: Hams will be hams.
Izzy: *walks onto dock* OMG I made it, I made it, I made it! I'm such a big superfan! Before the show started, I made my own Total Drama wikia and edited Delanie's. infobox! I love this show and I got cast! This is so exciting!
Delanie: Interesting, yet creepy. But also interesting. And our final camper....
Ally: *walks up*
Delanie: She doesn't talk much.
Zoey: So shes like a silent contestant?
Ally: I do talk wtf. You must've mixed up my application with someone else.
Delanie: So you're not Gogo?
Ally: No....
Delanie: Oh, oops! There we have it! 22 campers, one of these broke teens will win one million dollars!
Amber: I'm actually rich.
Delanie: Everybody follow me.
(Outside of a small wooden outhouse used as bathroom)
Delanie: Welcome!
Cabbage: So you're having a big introduction just for a small bathroom?
Delanie: Not only is it a bathroom but it's also the confessional booth! Here you will say your deepest thoughts about the game. All things said in here stays in here.
Mirnish: CONFESSIONAL: What do I think of this so far? It's pretty annoying. Every personality type I don't like is here. But I'll just have to get through it as much as I hate it. Who wouldn't love a million dollars?
Ash: CONFESSIONAL: I think everyone's viewing me as the normal one. I kinda hope it stays that way. I obviously have my flaws though. I have a crazy fear of heights, I'm highly allergic to soy, and for some reason I can smell cinnamon from a mile away.
Fiz: CONFESSIONAL: omg hi
TDN: CONFESSIONAL: *drowning in toilet*
Fiz: *walks in TDN's confessional and flushes toilet* Forgot to flush my shit.
TDN: AHHH!
(At campfire pit)
Delanie: This is where you will vote someone off. If you're safe, you'll get the symbol of safety, a marshmallow!
Spirit: A marshmallow? Really?
Zoey: Yayy!!
Delanie: If you don't receive a marshmallow, you'll walk the dock of shame to the boat of losers where you will never ever ever come back.
Ally: *gulps*
Delanie: Let's get you into two teams. If I call your name, please stand to the right. Zoey...
Zoey: *claps*
Delanie: Tyler...Noah...
Noah: *eyes widen*
Delanie: TDN, Epic, Wendy
Epic: Yay.
Delanie: Darules...
Darules: very cool
Delanie: Izzy....
Izzy: I'm just SO excited!
Delanie: Blake.
Blake: Um, okay.
Delanie: JRO.
JRO: Woo hoo!
Delanie: And Milk.
Milk: Mkay.
Delanie: You guys are the Killer Bass!
Izzy: Go Bass! (CONFESSIONAL: I'm really enthusiastic. My team seems great. Based on my calculations, it seemed like with our combined weight, speed, velocity, and IQ...we have to win!)
Delanie: Okay. Now...Aqua. Cabbage.
Aqua: O
Delanie: Fiz.
Fiz: Yay
Delanie: Amber
Amber: *flips hair*
Delanie: Ally, Ash, Maria.
Maria: Si.
Ash: Fun.
Ally: Good.
Delanie: Spirit...Chwiis...
Spirit: Smh
Delanie: Solar...and Mirnish! You guys are the Screaming Gophers!
Ally: These are some terrible names.
(In dining hall)
Delanie: Welcome to the main dining hall. Here, Chef Rocky will serve you his daily specials!
Rocky: Today is a blended protein shake!
Amber: Yay protein!
Rocky: Of cockroaches!
Wendy: *barfs*
Tyler: CONFESSIONAL: Cockroach smoothie? This...is gonna be a long summer.
(Everyone is seated at a table)
Epic: *eating* They really hate us, don't they?
Noah: You think this is bad...I wonder how the challenge will be.
Izzy: They should go easy on us. Its our first challenge.
(Later, on top of cliff)
Izzy: Nevermind!
Episode 2: Not So Happy Campers Part 2[]
(On top of cliff)
Izzy: Nevermind!
Delanie: Welcome to your very first challenge!!!
Cabbage: Please tell me we are taking pictures of the cliff as a challenge!
Delanie: Not even close...here's what'll happen. Each member of your team will jump off the cliff attempting to land in a small circle. Otherwise, you'll regret it. *laughs*
Ash: Why's that?
Delanie: Outside of the circle are hungry sharks.
Fiz: *jumps in Chwiis's arms* I don't wanna jump.
Delanie: Oh, you wanna jump. If you don't jump, you'll let your team down and be forced to wear this chicken hat. Whichever team has the most teammates jumping wins an advantage in the next part of the challenge.
Zoey: There's two parts?
Delanie: Duh! So uh, Gophers you're up first.
Spirit: Why us?
Delanie: Because I said so!
Mirnish: Who wants to go first?
Ally: Ooh, me! *runs off and jumps, screaming*
Aqua: *gasps*
Solar: Is she alive?
Ally: *waves to team from inside circle*
(Team cheers)
Mirnish: Me next! *jumps off*
Cabbage: *pushes Maria off and jumps*
(All three land in circle)
Delanie: Thats 4 jumpers so far for the Gophers.
Fiz: Amber, go.
Amber: No, you go first!
Aqua: Come on, just jump.
Amber: And get my hair wet? No thanks.
Spirit: Don't be a brat.
Amber: I am NOT being a brat. Respect my political opinion!
Spirit: Its yo damn hair, its a petty complaint not no opinion. Now jump!
Amber: NO!
Delanie: So you're chickening out?
Amber: Obvi! Give me the chicken hat. Chicken hats are great on me!
Delanie: 4 jumpers and 1 chicken for Gophers.
Spirit: Me next! *jumps*
Aqua: *jumps*
Fiz: *jumps*
Chwiis: *jumps* Jeeeeeeeeew!
Amber: It's down to Solar and Ash for the Gophers.
Ash: *gulps* (CONF: I have a DEATHLY fear of heights. In my mind, I'm like "I just can't do it" But it's the first challenge. Do I wanna look like a weak link to my team this early?
Solar: You're next.
Ash: Me?
Solar: Yeah, you. Unless you want me to go first.
Ash: Uh, sure!
Solar: Okay then... *jumps and lands on top of shark fin*
Shark: *runs out of water crying*
Delanie: Ouch! Ash, it all comes down to you!
Ash: *looking down* ...I...I can't do it!
Amber: Chicken.
Spirit: You wearing a chicken hat too sis.
Ash: I'm sorry!
Cabbage: Its okay!
Mirnish: Its okay? That'll probably cost us the challenge!
Cabbage: Just trying to be nice.
Delanie: The official tally for the Gophers is nine jumpers and two chickens. Bass, you're up!
Noah: *steps forward* I'll...go first.
Milk: You can do it, Noah!
Noah: Actually, Milk you go first! *turns around and trips on dust then falls off cliff* AHHH!!
Zoey: omg!
Noah: *lands on pole* Ow....
Wendy: *jumps, screaming*
Tyler: *jumps* Hi mom!
Izzy: *jumps* Bye mom! I'm gonna die in a few moments. :(
Zoey: *jumps* Hi sharks!
TDN: So I'm next?
Delanie: Yup!
TDN: Here goes nothing. *dives in and lands outside circle*
Blake: Go! Go! Swim!
TDN: *drowning once again*
Milk: I'm screaming.
Chef Rocky: *dives in and drags TDN to shore*
Delanie: 6 jumpers so far!
Darules: I don't wanna jump.
Milk: Come on, Darules. Just wish to your fairly odd parents that we'll survive and win!
Darules: its against da rules to do that. im backing out.
Delanie: We have our first Bass chicken!
Milk: *sighs and jumps* AHHH!
Wendy: *jumps* Get me out of here!!!!
Epic: *jumps* Oh.
Delanie: JRO, it all comes down to you.
JRO: CONFESSIONAL: When I was a kid, I jumped in the pool and the water splashed all the way to the highway. I don't wanna do that again :(
Blake: Just jump!
JRO: I'll do it! *jumps off and hits rocks along the way*
Delanie: Ooh, viewership!
JRO: *hits more rocks and finally lands in water, splashing everyone on shore*
Delanie: The Killer Bass wins the first part!
(At the shore)
Delanie: Onto our second part, you will all carry crates while looking for your cabins you will stay in. Once there, you will build me a hot tub. The team who builds the best hot tub will win invincibility! Bass, as the winner of the first challenge, you will have carts to carry your crates and tools for your hot tub!
Amber: Thats so not fair!
Delanie: Maybe you should've jumped!
Izzy: *using cart to move crates* We have a massive advantage guys, we can win!
Noah: Lets go Bass!
(Meanwhile at the Gophers)
Ash: *struggling to push crate*
Spirit: Ow, splinter!
Chwiis: Hurry tf up everyone.
Chwiis: CONFESSIONAL: Theres eleven people on our team and I feel like a one man team. I'm the only one who is doing jack.
Fiz: Amber y are u not carrying anything.
Amber: I'm allergic to work.
Fiz: O
Cabbage: Me and Ally have to go bathroom!
Chwiis: Fine, make it quick!
Ally: But where?
Spirit: Behind the bush.
Cabbage: Okay... *goes behind bush*
(2 minutes later, Cabbage and Ally run out bush with a bear chasing them)
Ally: AHHH!!
(Everyone drops everything and runs away, screaming)
(Meanwhile, the Bass arrives at the cabins)
Epic: Here we are! Lets open up the crates and get building!
Tyler: *hammering down nails*
Zoey: *arranging planks*
Wendy: *filling it with water*
(Suddenly, the Gophers run to cabins and gasp for breath)
Milk: What happened to you guys?
Mirnish: Bear...
Solar: Chasing...
Amber: Us.
Ash: Guys, we forgot the crates! How are we supposed to build a hot tub now?
Chwiis: We'll have to build it from scratch. I need lots of sticks, tape, and buckets of water.
(Everyone nods)
(10 minutes later)
Delanie: Time's up! Lets see what you got! Bass?
TDN: Thats us!
Delanie: Looks stable...fresh water...thats one sweet hot tub! Lets see what the Gophers have
(The Gophers tube is a bunch of taped sticks with water spilling out)
Delanie: This...is not a hot tub. It is a hot mess. The winner of the hot tub building challenge is....THE KILLER BASS!
(Killer Bass cheers)
(At Screaming Gophers dining table)
Mirnish: We should decide as a team who we're booting.
Blake: I say one of the chickens. Ash or Amber.
Ash: Why not Maria? She hasn't even contributed.
Maria: Puta.
Blake: At least she jumped.
Ash: No, she didn't. She was pushed by Cabbage.
Cabbage: Hi.
Amber: Yeah. Why not vote Cabbage? Him and Ally got us in the bear mess in the first place.
Chwiis: But you refused to even carry a crate. What do you contribute?
Amber: Looks. :)
Ash: Well, I'm voting Cabbage.
Amber: Count me in.
Maria: Si.
Cabbage: What, no!
Ally: Don't vote Cabbage!
Fiz: *singing* a tornado flew around my room before you came excuse the mess i made
Blake: Frank Ocean? I prefer Haley Reinhart.
Ash: They're both flops compared to Florence and The Machine.
Mirnish: Who and who?
Ash: Only the best thing to exist.
Fiz: how dare u trash Frank Ocean
Ash: Hey, its my opinion. If you don't respect it, leave.
Mirnish: I won't be the one leaving. *grins
(Campfire Ceremony)
Delanie: Welcome to the first campfire ceremony. If you do not receive a marshmallow, you will head to the dock of shame to the Boat of Losers. And you can't come back. EVER. The first marshmallow goes to...Solar.
Solar: *walks up and grabs marshmallow* Yes!
Delanie: Ally! Spirit!
Ally: Yayyy!
Spirit: Iconic!
Delanie: Fiz...Chwiis...
Fiz: *walks up and grabs marshmallow*
Chwiis: *does the same*
Delanie: Mirnish!
Mirnish: *grabs marshmallow*
Delanie: Aqua!
Aqua: *grabs marshmallow*
Delanie: Maria....
Maria: *grabs marshmallow*
(Camera zooms in on Amber, Ash, and Cabbage)
Delanie: All three of you got a couple of votes. Next marshmallow is for...Amber.
Amber: YES! *runs up and grabs marshmallow*
Delanie: Ash and Cabbage, this is the final marshmallow. Ash, you refused to jump off the cliff and your bad music taste landed you here. Cabbage, you attracted the bear which was a key point in you guys losing. I'd say you both deserve to go. The final marshmallow goes to....
Ash: *gulps*
Cabbage: *looking down*
(Camera switches to Ash)
(Camera switches to Cabbage)
(Back to Ash)
(Back to Cabbage)
(To Delanie)
Delanie: Cabbage. *tosses marshmallow*
Ash: What?
Delanie: Ash, the Boat of Losers awaits!
Ash: Wow, thanks guys... *stands up and walks toward Dock of Shame*
Cabbage: shook
Delanie: You all survived the first elimination. Now go get some rest. You'll need it.
Amber: CONFESSIONAL: I don't know why people want me out. But whatever it is, it's dumb! I deserve it more than anyone! I came to win!
Episode 3: The Big Sleep[]
Delanie: *on loudspeaker* Everyone, please report outside!
Spirit: Its 6 AM! (CONFESSIONAL: I'm getting really tired of this place)
Ally: *walks out of cabin yawning*
Izzy: Hi Delanie.
Delanie: Hello contestants! Its challenge time!
Amber: Can we like, wait 30 minutes? I need to do my makeup and hair.
Delanie: No time! You will have a 10 lap race around the island and arrive at the main diner! On your marks...
Blake: Wait, seriously?
TDN: You have GOT to be kidding.
Delanie: Nope, go!
Everyone except JRO: *runs*
JRO: *walking and out of breath* I think I can I think I can!
Noah: *running with Izzy and Epic* We have a lead over everyone else! Come on!
Epic: Ok! Lets go Bass!
Wendy: *running*
Mirnish: *trips Wendy as Wendy falls in mud*
Wendy: Seriously?
Amber: *walking peacefully* This is SO not my type of thing.
Chwiis: Shut up and run!
Amber: And mess up my heels? Yeah, no. You're crazy.
Maria: Come on, vamanos! Everybody, let's go! Come on, let's get to it! I know that we can do it! Where are we going? The dining hall!
Fiz: me
Izzy: *runs in* First!
Noah and Epic: *runs in*
Epic: We did it!
Noah: 3 of us, we gotta wait for the other 8!
Milk: *runs in*
Izzy: *runs in*
Epic: Thats 5!
Mirnish: *runs in* Where is my team?
Chwiis: *runs in* I'm here.
Maria: *walks in* Hola.
Delanie: 5-3! Gophers are waiting for 7 more. Bass are waiting for 6.
Zoey: *runs in*
Blake: *runs in*
TDN: *runs in*
Delanie: Theres now 8 Bass here!
Wendy: *walks in, covered with mud*
Darules: *walks in*
Delanie: 10! The Bass are waiting on JRO!
Wendy: Where is he?
JRO: *passes out in lake*
Bear: *nudges him and checks if hes awake*
Spirit: *runs in*
Fiz: *runs in*
Solar: *runs in*
Mirnish: Finally! Where were you guys?
Solar: We had to do....stuff.
(10 minutes ago)
Solar: Im bored.
Fiz: tbh same
Spirit: Lets go skinny dipping
Fiz: ok
Solar: ok
(Back to present)
Chwiis: Whatever. We're still missing...Cabbage, Ally....
Ally: *runs in* Hi.
Cabbage: *runs in*
Chwiis: We're just missing Amber and Aqua.
Aqua: *runs in* Sorry I'm late!
Chef Rocky: *dragging JRO's body in* He was passed out.
TDN: If JRO is here, all of the Bass are here! We win invincibility!
Delanie: Nope.
Tyler: What do you mean nope?
Delanie: That was part one of the challenge! Before we get to part two...its breakfast time!
JRO: *wakes up* YAY
Delanie: *reveals table of eggs, pancakes, waffles, french toast, and hashbrowns*
Ally: *gasps*
Delanie: Get to it!!
Spirit: From a cockroach shake to this? Okay!
(20 minutes later, everyone is sitting around full)
Delanie: Its time for part 2! Welcome to the Total Drama Awake-A-Thon!
Fiz: the what a thon?
(At campfire)
Delanie: Whoever stays awake the longest wins for their team.
Mirnish: So the running and food was to make us more tired?
Delanie: Yup! Go!
TDN: Ok guys, we can do it! I have an idea for us to stay awak- *falls asleep*
Cabbage: Mess.
Delanie: 10-10!
Amber: *yawns and looks at Maria/Fiz*
Maria: hola hola hola hola
Fiz: LJ LJ LJ LJ
Amber: CONFESSIONAL: I was in the bottom 3 in the voting last time. I need an alliance...people dumb enough to mindlessly follow me. Fiz and Maria are perfect.
Maria: hola Amber
Fiz: hi amber
Amber: Do you guys wanna get voted off next
Maria: no
Fiz: maybe i mean no
Amber: How do you guys feel about making the final 3?
Fiz: final 3? Omg
Maria: :O
Amber: Us three will be in an alliance and will help each other make final 3. But you guys must do everything I say, okay?
Maria: *nods*
Fiz: *nods*
Fiz: CONFESSIONAL: idk if I trust amber or not but final 3 sounds hot
Darules: *talking in sleep* NO WANDA NO! DONT TOUCH POOF LIKE THAT!
Chwiis: *sleeping*
Delanie: Darules and Chwiis are down! 9-9!
Ally: CONFESSIONAL: I'm an easy sleeper so I generally try to like, share stories of myself to keep myself awake. To like, um, um, um, keep my mind moving.
Maria: *listening to Ally's story*
Solar: *listening to Ally's story*
Ally: Then me and the doctor went to the zoo and watched the baby tiger take its first steps! It was so cut- guys?
Solar: *falls asleep*
Maria: *falls asleep*
Solar: CONFESSIONAL: I couldn't help it. Her stories are so....boring and annoying.
Delanie: It is 9-7! Bass leads!
Mirnish: *sees them fall asleep and whispers to Aqua* Ally just cost us two members with her story.
Aqua: ugh we're gonna lose now
Mirnish: Ally will get whats coming to her.
Ally: CONFESSIONAL: I consider myself a very social person. I tend to bond with people easily. I don't really have any enemies. I just like going with the flow, you know? Haha! That rhymes!
Mirnish: CONFESSIONAL: Yes, I'm over exaggerating the fact that Ally cost us 2 members. But its more than that. She is very well liked and unless we strike now, she'll be more and more dangerous down the road.
JRO: *falls asleep*
Aqua: *falls asleep*
Delanie: 8-6.
Milk: *yawns*
Epic: Milk... *yawns* Don't fall aslee *falls asleep*
Milk: *falls asleep*
Delanie: It's tied 6-6! Its time for...story time!
Rocky: *walks around sprinkling fake fairy dust on everyone*
Delanie: *reads title* Canadian History.
Zoey: *falls asleep*
Ally: *falls asleep*
Fiz: *falls asleep*
Cabbage: Mirnish, theres only 4 of us left and 5 of them.
Mirnish: We have to plan though. Who would you be willing to vote if we lose?
Cabbage: I...dont know
Mirnish: *whispers in Cabbage's ear*
Cabbage: *nods and falls asleep*
Tyler: *falls asleep*
Wendy: *falls asleep*
Blake: Sorry... *falls asleep*
Delanie: Just like that, we're down to 5. Spirit, Amber, and Mirnish for the Gophers. Izzy and Noah for the Bass.
Mirnish: Amber doing well in a challenge? I'm honestly SHOOK.
Amber: Excuse me? I can do GREAT in challenges so shut up.
Mirnish: You didn't even jump off the cliff.
Spirit: Uh guys...
Amber: You nasty little- *falls asleep*
Mirnish: Fat looking- *falls asleep*
Spirit: Omg....
Delanie: Its Spirit vs Noah and Izzy!
Izzy: Noah, stay awake. We got this.
Noah: Chu...chu... *falls asleep*
Izzy: Ugh.
Spirit: Can I go get my book in my cabin to keep myself awake?
Delanie: Fine, you have a minute.
(2 minutes later)
Izzy: What's taking so long?
Rocky: *kicks door down* SPIRIT!
Spirit: *sleeping on cabin ground with rat resting on head*
Delanie: And...Izzy wins invincibility for the Bass! The Killer Bass wins for the second time!
Mirnish: *to Chwiis, Amber, Maria, and Fiz* That didn't go so well.
Amber: Mirnish, we have our differences but I'm not voting you. You were the first from our team in the race.
Mirnish: Do you have any ideas as to who to vote?
Amber: No.
Mirnish: I do. I'm voting Ally.
Amber: Ally? Okay.
Chwiis: K.
Maria: Si. Fiz?
Fiz: uh...huh... (CONFESSIONAL: I like Ally. I don't want ally to go :( she doesnt deserve it. maybe i can throw my vote to cab)
(Ally, Cabbage, Aqua, Spirit, and Solar are gathered)
Ally: We have got to take out Amber. She doesn't run laps, jump cliffs, or carry crates. She serves no use.
Cabbage: Agreed.
Aqua: If we wanna win, Amber gotta go.
Spirit: Ok.
Solar: CONFESSIONAL: Ally is rubbing me wrong. Shes playing really hard. I already know Amber is a goner since Mirnish doesn't like her. Maybe I can throw a vote towards Ally as a warning that she needs to slow down..
Cabbage: CONFESSIONAL: I already told Mirnish I'd vote Ally but I really trust Ally. Amber, not so much.
(Campfire Ceremony)
Delanie: If you don't receive a marshmallow, you'll walk the Dock of Shame and never come back. First marshmallow goes to Aqua.
Aqua: Yay!
Delanie: Chwiis!
Chwiis: Good.
Delanie: Fiz, heres a marshmallow.
Fiz: omg
Delanie: Mirnish! *tosses marshmallow*
Mirnish: *catches*
Delanie: Spirit! *tosses marshmallow*
Spirit: *snoring*
Delanie: ...Solar..
Solar: *grabs marshmallow*
Delanie: Maria! *tosses marshmallow* There are two marshmallows left.
(Camera faces Ally, Cabbage, and Amber)
Delanie: You all got at least 1 vote. But Cabbage is safe! *tosses marshmallow* Ally and Amber, this is the final marshmallow.
Ally: *grins*
Amber: *nervously twirls hair*
Delanie: Amber! *tosses marshmallow*
Ally: What...what did I do? :(
Cabbage: ALLY NO :(
Ally: Cabbage, good luck. *sighs and walks Dock of Shame*
Mirnish: See ya.
Delanie: Now that was a shocker. Will the Screaming Gophers get it together? Will Darules realize he isn't Timmy Turner? Find out next time on Total Drama Island!
Episode 4: Dodgebrawl[]
Cabbage: CONFESSIONAL: Ally was my closest ally and now I think I'm next. Its really sad :(
(In Main Dining Hall)
Zoey: *to Epic* They're down two people already. We have this in the bag.
Epic: CONFESSIONAL: My team is up 11-9 but at the same time, we can't get too cocky. My purpose here is to win. And why is that? Because Hughie didn't win and he needs to be avenged.
JRO: Chef Rocky, what do you have for us today?
Rocky: Um... *looks around and sees toenail clippings on floor* A nice breakfast burrito.
JRO: Sweet! (CONFESSIONAL: I'd say the best part of the competition has to be Chef's cooking. The other campers don't like it but I think its lovely! The burrito today was awesome!) *eats*
Tyler: *whispers to Milk* Does he realize its toenail clippings?
Amber: *to Maria and Fiz* So alliance, remember. You vote who I say so. I'm NOT landing in bottom 2 again.
Maria: Si.
Mirnish: CONFESSIONAL: I actually got rid of Ally, omg!!! But our team is on a losing streak. I'd rather not worry about which flop goes home. The Screaming Gophers need a win.
(In Dodgeball court)
Delanie: Welcome to today's challenge, a friendly game of Dodgeball! Rules are simple. Each round will be 5 on 5. If you hit someone with a dodgeball like this... *throws dodgeball at TDN*
TDN: Ow!
Delanie: Then that person is out! If you catch a ball.... *throws ball at Chwiis*
Chwiis: *catches*
Delanie: Then the person who threw it out. The last man or woman standing each round scores a point for their team. First team to 3 points wins invincibility! Let's get things started!
Rocky: *rings bell* Round 1!
(On one side of the court is Spirit, Fiz, Maria, Aqua, and Chwiis)
Spirit: We can do this!
(On the other side is Wendy, Epic, Tyler, Darules, and Zoey)
Wendy: Bring it on.
Rocky: *blows whistle*
Delanie: Go!
Darules: *walks to center of court* Cosmo, Wanda, I wish for a shield!
(...)
Chwiis: *shrugs, walks up, and hits Darules with ball*
Darules: ow
Aqua: *gasps and runs up to check on Darules*
Wendy: *throws ball at Aqua*
Aqua: CONFESSIONAL: I really like Darules. He seems really nice and misunderstood.
Darules: hi
Aqua: Tell you what, wanna go to the dock with me?
Darules: ok *follows Aqua*
Amber: *sees them walk out* Are they allowed to do that? Aqua is talking with the enemy team! *gets hit by dodgeball* I'M ON BLEACHERS, IDIOTS.
Fiz: i got this *throws dodgeball towards Tyler*
Tyler: *gasps and throws dodgeball towards Fiz*
(Both falls hit Fiz and Tyler)
Delanie: It's 3-3!
Chwiis: Maria, Spirit, we all aim for different people. On the count of 3. 1...2....
Spirit: Wait, what did you say?
Maria: BACKPACK BACKPACK
Chwiis: Thr- *gets hit by ball* Idiots! *walks to bleachers*
Maria: Oh no! *gets hit*
Spirit: oh my god
Wendy: *to Zoey and Epic* We just need Spirit ou- *gets hit*
Zoey: OMG! AHHH! *panics and runs in circle and trips on dodgeball which hits Spirit*
Spirit: ugh
Delanie: The Killer Bass scores! 1-0!
(At dock)
Aqua: Darules you're so smart!
Darules: im scared of evil babysitter vicky
Aqua: True! (CONFESSIONAL: Me and Darules kinda have a thing going on. Its really great to have someone you can talk to here.)
Amber: AQUA! GET BACK TO THE CHALLENGE!
Aqua: *sighs* Okay.
(Back at dodgeball court)
Delanie: Round two!
Rocky: *rings bell*
(On one side is Chwiis, Spirit, Fiz, Solar, and Mirnish)
(On the other side is TDN, Noah, Blake, Tyler, and JRO)
Rocky: *blows whistle*
Delanie: GO!
JRO: *runs towards balls and starts slowing down, and starts panting*
Izzy: *from bleachers* Come on, JRO! Run!
JRO: I...can't. It...must've been....
Blake: LOVE ON THE BRAII *gets hit*
Solar: OMG yay
JRO: Chef Rocky's burritos.....
Noah: Those toenail burritos?
JRO: Did you say toenails...? *turns blue*
Mirnish: *smirks*
JRO: *throws up all over floor, as him and his teammates slip on it*
Mirnish: Guys! They're on the ground! Get them!
Solar: *hits Tyler*
Spirit: *hits TDN*
Chwiis: *hits Noah*
Fiz: *hits JRO*
Delanie: Wow. The Screaming Gophers score! It is 1-1! Clean up on aisle everywhere!
Rocky: *grunts and mops throw up*
(10 minutes later)
Delanie: Okay, um, we're ready for round 3!
(On one side of the court is Amber, Chwiis, Mirnish, Fiz, and Cabbage)
(On the other side is Milk, Izzy, TDN, Noah, and Tyler)
Rocky: *blows whistle*
Delanie: Go!
Izzy: *grabs dodgeball and throws*
Cabbage: *ducks* Haha!
Mirnish: *gets hit instead* What!
Cabbage: CONFESSIONAL: *laughing* Mirnish getting hit was so bittersweet! Sure he's a teammate but serves him right for getting Ally out.
Amber: How dare you hit my teammate! *throws ball at Izzy and hits him*
Izzy: Ow!
Fiz: *throws ball at TDN*
Tyler: omg watch out! *jumps in front of TDN*
TDN: AH! *gets hit*
Tyler: *gets hit too*
Delanie: Ooh! Double hit! Its 4-2! Noah and Milk remain for the Bass.
Chwiis: *hits Noah* Make it one.
Milk: *gulps* Oh no. *grabs a bunch of balls and throws them multiple ways*
Chwiis: *gets hit*
Amber: *gets hit*
Cabbage: O
Fiz: O *throws and hits Milk*
Delanie: The Gophers score again! It is 2-1! One more for Gophers and they win for the very first time! Time for round 4!
(One side has Amber, Maria, Mirnish, Cabbage, and Aqua)
(The other side has Epic, JRO, Wendy, Noah, and Zoey)
Rocky: *blows whistle*
Delanie: Go!
Zoey: *throws ball towards Mirnish*
Mirnish: *ducks, picks it up, and hits Zoey*
Zoey: :(
JRO: *out of breath* I...can't do it.
Wendy: Come on, JRO! You can!
JRO: No...I can't. *falls to ground and gets hit by multiple balls*
Wendy: JRO! *gets hit*
Epic: Noah, it's down to us! *throws and hits Cabbage*
Noah: *hits Maria*
Epic: *hits Amber*
Amber: Rude!
Delanie: It's down to Mirnish and Aqua vs Epic and-
Noah: *gets hit*
Delanie: Never mind, just Epic!
Epic: *throws*
Blake: GO EPIC!
(Killer Bass starts chanting Epic)
Aqua: *catches ball* :)
Delanie: FOR THE FIRST TIME, THE SCREAMING GOPHERS WIN INVINCIBILITY!
Zoey: *sighs*
Aqua: *to Darules* good luck
Darules: thanks
(Outside cabin; Wendy, Milk, Izzy, Blake, Tyler and Zoey are gathered)
Milk: Everyone agrees we're voting the weak link?
(Nods are seen)
(Campfire Ceremony)
Delanie: Welcome to your first campfire, Bass! You did pretty terrible. Time to see who's going bye bye! Marshmallows for....Tyler...Zoey!
Zoey: omg yay
Delanie: Blake *tosses marshmallow*
Blake: *catches*
Delanie: Even TDN is safe! *tosses marshmallow* So is Milk! *tosses*
Milk: *catches* Phew!
Delanie: Also safe is Izzy! *tosses marshmallow*
Epic: *gulps*
Delanie: Don't worry, Epic! You're also safe! *tosses marshmallow*
Epic: *catches*
Delanie: Wendy, here ya go! *tosses marshmallow*
Wendy: Thanks!
Delanie: Safe from the bottom two is...Noah! *tosses marshmallow*
Darules: why me
Delanie: Darules, JRO, this is the final marshmallow. Both of you seem pretty useless but the final marshmallow goes to...
JRO: *biting nails*
Delanie: Darules! JRO, it's time to take the Boat of Losers!
Blake: CONFESSIONAL: JRO was a liability in the challenge. He messed up the entire team round 2. He had to go.
JRO: this is so not cool guys. but fear not this isnt the end of JRO B) *walks onto boat as it sinks*
Delanie: Another loser down! Will the Gophers maintain their success? Find out next time on Total Drama ISLAND!
Episode 5: Not Quite Famous[]
Spirit: *sleeping*
Amber: *using blowdryer* MARIA, FIZ, GO FETCH ME SOME NAIL POLISH SINCE YOU'RE BOTH AWAKE
Maria: *yawns*
Spirit: *wakes up* Can you not do this while I'm trying to sleep?
Amber: Go sleep in the lake!
Spirit: CONFESSIONAL: I don't like Amber. Amber should've gone last night. She's like the useless old dog that won't die.
Amber: CONFESSIONAL: I know Spirit doesn't like me. Am I shocked? No. But why? Who doesn't love me? I'M AMBER.
Blake: *walking with Epic and Milk* Great, JRO is out. Now we have to take out an actual threat. I suggest Wendy.
Epic: *nervously nods*
Milk: CONFESSIONAL: I'm generally an easy going guy but I don't like being told what to do. I actually like Wendy. Wendy's a useful teammate. So if you expect me to turn against Wendy, because you told me to, you must be out of your mind. This is your first time talking to me this entire season.
Blake: CONFESSIONAL: I consider myself a super strategist. It's not cause I'm a genius, its because's everyone else is...too stupid to comprehend any sort of strategy. So Wendy is leaving next. And Tyler will follow.
Milk: Right...
(In the amphitheater)
Aqua: *walks in and waves at Darules*
Darules: *waves back*
Izzy: Hi Delanie!
Delanie: Hello! Welcome to the summer camp....TALENT SHOW!
Amber: OMG! A TALENT SHOW!!!!!
Zoey: CONFESSIONAL: I'm excited for today's challenge. It's not jumping off cliffs or running laps. It should be fun!
Delanie: In this challenge, your team will have time to select 3 campers to perform in the talent show. Each performance will be graded by the Rocky-O-Meter! Get to it. The show starts at 5.
Wendy: CONFESSIONAL: A talent show sounds fun but I don't really see myself with any talent. Ever since Delanie stole my earphones, I can't listen to KPop and its driving me insane. I can't focus on the game anymore.
Mirnish: CONFESSIONAL: I decided to take the job of choosing the performers for my team. And my team...is not very talented.
Aqua: Hit it Cabbage
Cabbage: my neck
Aqua: my back
Cabbage: lick my-
Mirnish: THIS IS A KIDS SHOW. NEXT.
Cabbage :( What if I replace it with lollipop?
Mirnish: No.
Chwiis: Alright. My turn. Maria, set it up slave.
Maria: *sets dummies of Hilary Clinton*
Amber: My idol!
Chwiis: *puts blindfold on and throws knives*
Fiz: :O
Chwiis: *tosses knives that perfectly hit targets*
Fiz: :O
Chwiis: *takes off blindfold*
Mirnish: As much as I hate your trash political opinions, you're in.
Chwiis: Good.
Mirnish: Who's next?
Amber: Me! Me! Me!
Mirnish: *sighs* Fine.
Amber: Ummm, I need backup singers! Fiz, Maria, come!
Fiz: omg yay
(Music starts to play)
Amber: I need I need I need I need I need I need
Fiz and Maria: Need Need
Amber: I NEED FABULOUS! I WANT FABULOUS! CAUSE IM FABULOUS! *flips hair*
Mirnish: Okay. Amber and friends are in. We need one more. Spirit?
Spirit: Hell no.
Solar: I can do it.
Mirnish: Show us what you got, Solar.
Solar: *gets on kangaroo and hops through flames*
Mirnish: What's a kangaroo doing in Canada-
Solar: *does flips*
Fiz: :O
Mirnish: That'll definitely help us win. So its Chwiis, Amber, and Solar!
Blake: *to Killer Bass* Here's what we will do. We will form an organized straight line and determine the odds of a potential win.
Milk: Just shut up and lets see what people do. Izzy, you're up.
Izzy: Ok! well um
Izzy: lets see uh
Izzy: hm
Izzy: maybe i can
Blake: Yeah, no. Epic, what do you have?
Epic: I can state Hughie facts.
Blake: *face palm* Um...Noah.
Noah: I can interview Figgy.
Blake: No. TDN?
TDN: Yes! ok so as you guys know I'm a huge Naruto fan
Blake: Get on with it.
TDN: Watch as I bring out my inner Naruto. *puts blanket over head and changes into Naruto costume in the span of two seconds*
Blake: *yawns*
TDN: *kicks watermelons and manages to slice it evenly*
Zoey: Oh wow
Blake: Okay, we have one. Tyler, wanna go next?
Tyler: Uh sure. *plays piano to Kahoot theme song*
Blake: AMAZING. You're in. Wendy?
Wendy: I don't wanna perform.
Blake: Fine. Uh...Darules?
Darules: ITS EVIL VICKY!
Blake: Zoey?
Zoey: Does cooking count as a talent?
Blake: You know what, sure. Other than Milk, you're the last person and we're desperate.
Wendy: I'm gonna go for a walk.
Blake: A walk? In the middle of a challenge?
Wendy: The actual challenge doesn't start for another hour. Just leave me alone. *walks off*
Blake: If we lose, Wendy is done.
Wendy: *sneaks into Delanie's headquarters and opens drawer*
Delanie: *sleeping in hot tub*
Wendy: *tiptoes and grabs phone and earphones*
Delanie: *snores*
Wendy: *tiptoes back and steps on chip*
Delanie: *starts to wake up*
Wendy: *runs away*
(Back at the amphitheater)
Delanie: Welcome to the Camp Wawanakwa talent show! Where helpless teens will attempt to prove they have some TALENT! Introducing our judge, Chef Rocky!
Rocky: Hi.
Delanie: After each performance, Chef Rocky will give it a rating out of ten. At the end, the team with the highest combined score wins invincibility! Up first...she's sweet and nice. But will her food say otherwise? From the Killer Bass....it's Zoey!
Zoey: *walks out and waves*
Milk: *cheers* Go Zoey!
Delanie: Zoey, you will have 30 minutes to cook a meal out of whatever's in the basket. Ready...set.....go!
Zoey: CONFESSIONAL: I open my basket and I have a perfect idea. I will be making a plate of crispy baked Macaroni and cheese. There was cotton candy in my basket so I'm gonna melt it down and use it as a sauce. Cotton candy already has a lot of sweetness to it so I'm gonna add a little bit cream to balance out the flavor.
Delanie: And the time's up! Zoey, what do you have?
Zoey: Macaroni and Cheese. *serves plate to Rocky*
Rocky: *eating* It's pretty darn good. 8/10.
Delanie: Thats 8 points towards the Bass. Up next...he hosted about 10 unfinished ORGs and also a member of the Scream Queens wikia...from the Screaming Gophers, its SOLAR!
Solar: *gets on kangaroo* You can do it.
Kangaroo: *kicks Solar to ground and starts punching him*
Mirnish: Oh my god.
Kangaroo: *gets baby out patch and shoves it through Solar's mouth*
Solar: AHH!
Delanie: Well um...
Rocky: Well, it was funny seeing ya getting your ass beat. 5.
Solar: Yay!
Kangaroo: *punches Solar*
Delanie: Okay! Up next...he's the owner of the famous masterpiece called Gewn but will he own the stage? Please welcome TDN from the Killer Bass!
TDN: Hi.
Delanie: And...start.
TDN: *changes into Naruto outfit and starts chopping boards*
Blake: *claps*
TDN: *chops fruit*
Blake: *claps*
TDN: *kicking pillow* Ok I'm done.
Delanie: Uh...Chef?
Rocky: Imma go with 6. Skillful but boring.
Delanie: The Bass has 14 points while the Gophers have 5. Up next...he originated in a swamp and doesn't like when people get IN his swamp. Please welcome Chwiis from the Screaming Gophers!
Chwiis: *puts on blindfold and throws flaming darts at Hilary Clinton dummies*
Fiz: :O
Chwiis: *hits all targets perfectly*
Rocky: Well, I'm a Rockpublican so I'm giving you a 9!
Wendy: *stands up* That's no fair! TDN did more than Chwiis and Chwiis got a better score! I sense bias! *drops earphones from pocket*
Delanie: What's that? Isn't that the pair of earphones I confiscated on the first day? Hm? Where'd you get those? MY PRIVATE HEADQUARTERS?
Wendy: But-
Delanie: Zip it! It is tied 14-14. The Bass last hope is next. He's an avid Julia stan, introduced us to Ruby Lipstick, and loves tuna! Please welcome Tyler from the Killer Bass!
Tyler: *walks out with piano and starts playing Kahoot song*
Fiz: omg *enters game pin*
Tyler: do do do do do do do
Rocky: Enough! That brings back tragic memories of me always placing last in my class. You get a 4!
Delanie: The Killer Bass final score is 18! After the break is Amber's performance, this will determine the winner!
(Backstage)
(Mirnish, Amber, Maria, Fiz, Cabbage, and Aqua are gathered)
Amber: Fiz and Maria, we're next! Drink the protein shakes!
Maria: *drinks*
Mirnish: Maria doesn't look too good.
Amber: She's fine!
Maria: *runs away and starts barfing*
Cabbage: O
Amber: That's okay! I still have Fiz-
Fiz: OMG SELNA GOMEZ ALBUM IZ OUT *runs off*
Mirnish: Can you do it without Fiz or Maria?
Amber: NO. I need my backup singers! If they don't go up, I won't go?
Mirnish: Ugh, we're gonna lose we need a new performer! What's Spirit's talent?
Amber: I don't know! Sucking!?
Cabbage: Me and Aqua can sing Cupcakke
Mirnish: That won't do.
Aqua: I have an idea! I need a blonde wig and a princess costume!
Mirnish: You do realize if this doesn't work we're voting you off.
Aqua: Okay!
Delanie: There's been a change of plans! Aqua will be performing instead! A Purple Kelly stan who loved Animal Jam...here's Aqua for the Screaming Gophers!
Aqua: *walks onto stage and lays on bed* What...a difficult day.
Cabbage: *whispers to Delanie and Rocky* Aqua is acting!
Delanie: Shh
Aqua: To think....
Fiz: :O
Aqua: To dream...
Darules: :O
Aqua: To be free of the curse!!!!
Maria: :OO
Rocky: That...was amazing. *tears up* 10. 10. 10.
Delanie: The Screaming Gophers win invincibility once again! Bass, one of you is going bye bye.
Blake: Way to go behind the hosts back for your precious earphones, Wendy.
Wendy: *sighs*
(Campfire Ceremony)
Delanie: There are 10 of you in front of me and 9 marshmallows on this plate. If you do not receive a marshmallow, you will walk the Dock of Shame to the Boat of Losers and you will never ever ever EVER come back.
Milk: We get it.
Delanie: First marshmallow goes to sarcastic Milk! *tosses*
Milk: *catches*
Delanie: The next marshmallow goes to...Noah.
Noah: Yes!
Delanie: Zoey, Izzy, you two are safe!
Zoey: *catches*
Izzy: *catches*
Delanie: Darules, here's a marshmallow! *tosses*
Darules: my wish came true
Delanie: TDN, here ya go! *tosses marshmallow* One for Epic! *tosses marshmallow*
Tyler: *sighs*
Delanie: Tyler, you're also safe! *tosses marshmallow*
Tyler: Phew...
Delanie: Blake and Wendy, this is the final marshmallow. It was a pretty close vote but...the final marshmallow of the night goes to.....
Wendy: *shaking*
Blake: *bites lip*
Delanie: Wendy! *tosses marshmallow*
Blake: ME? But...but why? I was the smartest person on our team!
Rocky: *starts to drag Blake away*
Blake: THE KILLER BASS WILL BE DOOMED WITHOUT ME, DOOMED!
Noah: CONFESSIONAL: Blake was kinda bossy. It shown when he was in charge of picking for the talent show. Sorry! :(
Delanie: Even I didn't see that one coming! What shocking surprises are in store next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND?
Episode 6: The Sucky Outdoors[]
Noah: *runs through cabin, out of breath*
Tyler: Where were you?
Noah: Chefs....kitchen....trying...to get chips for our team.
Zoey: Aw, that's so sweet!
Milk: So where is it?
Noah: He caught me
Wendy: :O
Darules: bad man
(Later)
Delanie: Welcome to your most dangerous challenge yet, folks!
Aqua: *gulps*
Delanie: We WERE gonna do a budget safe rock paper scissors until SOMEONE decided to break in Chef's kitchen, so this is your punishment.
Milk: *to Noah* Nice going. You know what happens if we lose, right?
Noah: *sighs and nods*
Delanie: Today's challenge will test your survival skills. Both teams will camp out in the forest tonight. The first team here by noon will win invincibility! Here's your maps! *tosses*
Tyler: *catches*
Chwiis: *catches*
Delanie: Also...beware, there ARE some hungry bears out there.
TDN: Did you say bears?
Delanie: Yup! Now go!
Aqua: CONFESSIONAL: Survival skills? Not really my strength but I can give it a try to prove my worth to the Gophers. As far as I know, I could be next. Cabbage, Spirit, and myself were on the outside of the Ally vote.
Amber: *walking with rest of Gophers* I do NOT want to be walking all over this mud.
Chwiis: No one cares about your needs and wants. Just follow us and shut up. (CONFESSIONAL: Amber's not only a big ham, but a big stuck up ham. Ally already left, I thought we already got rid of a snobby one. But nope, Amber's still here!)
Amber: CONFESSIONAL: Hi! *doing makeup* OMG! I forgot my cherry lipstick! *cries*
Solar: Where do you guys think we should camp?
Mirnish: I haven't seen any open spaces yet. Keep looking.
Solar: *nods*
Fiz: cabbage
Cabbage: Hi.
Fiz: look cast vids came out
Cabbage: OMG really?
Fiz: yes look *takes out phone and shows video*
LJ Puppet: hi horsie alliance
Sierra Puppet: ok
LJ Puppet: let vote off cirie
Sierra Puppet: that very game changing
Baylor Puppet: *walks in*
LJ Puppet: hi
Baylor Puppet: *wins*
Sierra Puppet: robbed
Cabbage: I-
Rocky: *walks in and confiscates Fiz's phone* I hate my job.
Fiz: :(
(Meanwhile with the Killer Bass)
Milk: We made it to camp!
Izzy: We already lost the past 2 challenges. We can't lose another. *starts to set up tent* (CONFESSIONAL: I do think if we keep on losing, I'll be one of the next few people leaving and I can't leave this early! Think of all the wikia information I still need to fill in!)
Tyler: *trying to start fire*
Milk: *sitting on log* Tyler.
Tyler: Oh hi.
Milk: Theres a lot of floaters on our team and its scattered. We have the perfect opportunity to take over and decide who goes when...
Tyler: So you're saying?
Milk: Me and you join forces to run this tribe.
Tyler: *nods and shakes his hand*
Zoey: *nearby collecting shells and hears conversation* :O (CONFESSIONAL: Tyler and Milk now are tight. Thats really scary. We were a pretty peaceful team and now we're being divided when we need a win most.)
Wendy: How are we gonna get food? We should send people out.
Darules: i can do it, because fairy world is at risk
Milk: *rolls eyes* If we send him alone, he'll get killed with that mindset. Noah, go with him.
Noah: um why me
Milk: You're the reason we're doing this challenge.
TDN: Noah stay. I'll go with Darules
Noah: ok
(Meanwhile with the Screaming Gophers)
Amber: *lying down, tanning* Maria, Fiz, go get me food if you REALLY wanna go to final 3.
Fiz: In the forest?
Amber: Duh!
Maria: CONFESSIONAL: El ámbar puede ser una perra molesta a veces
Amber: Where is it?
Spirit: Shut your yap.
Amber: *closes eyes and yawns* I'm gonna nap.
Fiz: Amber...
Amber: Nope! Napping time!
Fiz: u might wanna-
Amber: *opens eyes and sees bear* AHHHH!
Solar: To the trees! *runs*
(Meanwhile with the Killer Bass)
Epic: It's been 6 hours. When are TDN and Darules coming back?
Milk: How the hell am I supposed to know?
TDN: Maybe we should try to find camp. Theres clearly no food.
Darules: silence i smell cosmo
TDN: ... (CONFESSIONAL: Darules is...an interesting character. But honestly, he's kinda weird dude like I wanna get back to camp, weirdo. Hey, wheres my Naruto stuffed animal I won at AnimeLand?) Lets just go!
Darules: no! hes coming
TDN: Who?
Darules: shh hush
TDN: Where are we supposed to sleep?
Darules: *points* cave cave cave! (CONFESSIONAL: if we find cosmo we are granted a special power. I wonder what it is!)
TDN: *sighs*
(Meanwhile with the Screaming Gophers)
(Everyone is at tree while bear is on ground)
Spirit: What now, Solar?
Solar: Why are you asking me?
Spirit: You're the one who told us to go on the tree! You can't start a plan without finishing it.
Solar: If it wasn't for me, we'd all be dead flesh inside a bear!
Amber: *tearing up* I can't do this. I am SICK of this game.
Spirit: NOBODY cares.
Chwiis: ^
Maria: *falls off branch in front of bear*
Mirnish: MARIA RUN!
Fiz: :O
Aqua: Does anyone speak Spanish?
Cabbage: I do. MARIA RUN PARA LA VIDA QUERIDA
Maria: *tries to run away but trips on vine as tree starts to lean*
Mirnish: *hanging on by a leaf* okay rip me
(Tree lands on top of bear)
Fiz: omg
Aqua: Wel um...good night guys!
(Meanwhile with the Killer Bass)
Izzy: *giving everyone sandwiches*
Tyler: Izzy, I can't believe you made sandwiches! Thanks!
Izzy: No problem. Hope you guys like it.
Epic: With this energy, we have to be the ones to win tomorrow morning! We can do this!
TDN: I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE! GET ME OUT OF THIS CAVE! *runs out and bumps into a bear* Hi.
Bear: *gets out fork and licks lips*
TDN: *runs back into cave*
Darules: you broke a fairy rule!
TDN: SHUT UP!
Darules: :(
(The next morning)
Amber: Sleeping on a TREE is ugly.
Chwiis: Would you rather have slept on the crushed tent?
Amber: I would have rather slept in a luxurious mansion.
Chwiis: Ham.
(Meanwhile with the Killer Bass)
Milk: *packing things*
Epic: Come on guys! We have company! *points to bear*
(They all run away)
Zoey: AHHH! *running*
Delanie: *eating french toast* Mm...
(The Killer Bass runs in and knocks over plate)
Bear: *runs in* Did I win
(The Screaming Gophers run in)
Mirnish: Ugh, they beat us! Even the bear beat us!
Bear: Fuck you *punches Mirnish*
Delanie: Nope! The Killer Bass is missing two teammates!
Izzy: Darules and TDN? They probably got eaten by that bear. They're in its stomach so does that count?
Bear: *shrugs*
TDN: *runs in* We made it! Did we win?
Darules: hi wanda found her virginity our mission was accomplished
TDN: WHAT MISSION????
Wendy: Yeah hi. We just lost the challenge because of you two.
TDN: O
Darules: O
Noah: *sigh*
Delanie: The Screaming Gophers win invincibility!
Amber: OMG I'm still in!!
Chwiis: Sadly.
(Campfire Ceremony)
Delanie: 3 losses in a row? Thats just pathetic. There are 9 of you but only 8 marshmallows on this plate. The first two marshmallows go to Wendy and Epic.
Wendy: *catches marshmallow*
Epic: *catches marshmallow* Yes!
Delanie: Milk, Izzy, here ya go! *tosses them marshmallows*
Izzy: Phew!
Delanie: Tyler... *tosses him a marshmallow*
Tyler: Thanks guys!
Delanie: Zoey! *tosses her a marshmallow*
Zoey: Yay!
Delanie: *looks at Noah, TDN, and Darules* Noah, you tried to steal from Chef which created this deadly challenge. TDN and Darules, you both cost the team the challenge. The next marshmallow goes to Noah!
Noah: Finally! *eats marshmallow*
Delanie: TDN, Darules, THIS is the final marshmallow of the evening.
TDN: You guys better not have booted me over that weirdo >.>
Darules: why hello
Delanie: The final marshmallow goes to....TDN! *tosses him marshmallow*
TDN: Yess!
Delanie: Darules, time for you to say goodbye for good!
Darules: goodbye friends. cosmo wanda i wish to be gone *leaves in a cloud of dust*
TDN: yikes
Aqua: CONFESSIONAL: Aw, they voted out Darules! I'll miss you! I'll win for both of us!
Delanie: 17 losers remain in the fight to win! Watch what terrifying challenge I have next for them on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
Episode 7: Phobia Factor[]
(The Killer Bass is seen still at campfire ceremony, minutes after Darules's exit)
Epic: And then there were 8.
Zoey: This really sucks.
Wendy: CONFESSIONAL: We're down 8-7 right now. Its definitely scary. Not too long ago, I broke into Chris's headquarters. Thats still fresh on their minds and they can vote me out cause of that.
(The Screaming Gophers walk in)
Fiz: hi
Milk: What are you guys doing here?
Aqua: We felt bad that you guys lost 3 times in a row, so we're bringing some grilled cheese for y'all.
TDN: Did you say grilled cheese? *knocks plate over*
Chwiis: Hey asshole what'd you do that for?
TDN: Sorry...grilled cheese kinda gives me the creeps.
Chwiis: You're scared of grilled cheese? Are you that much of a wimp?
TDN: :(
Spirit: *picking up grilled cheese* Hey, leave him alone. I'm just as afraid of floods as he is of grilled cheese.
Wendy: CONFESSIONAL: Soon enough, we were all sitting around saying our fears. Zoey went on and on about how spiders scare her. And Izzy was talking about his weird fear of dolls. Heck, even Maria said she's afraid of Donald Trump.
Mirnish: What am I afraid of? Being kidnapped. I wouldn't handle it well.
Spirit: What about you, Wendy?
Wendy: I actually have a gigantic fear of airplanes. The chances of an accident just gives me too much anxiety.
Aqua: Ooh, I agree. Flying is the worst.
Fiz: im scared of spelling bees
Chwiis: I could see that coming from a grammar drunk like you.
Mirnish: Oh yeah, what about you?
(Everyone looks at Chwiis)
Chwiis: *sighs* I'm scares of democrats.
Mirnish: You have GOT to be kidding, right?
Chwiis: Nope, they scare the living hell out of me. (CONF: I do NOT like democrats. We are all united red states!)
Tyler: Well, I've always been scared of sharks.
Cabbage: Everyone is. I'm scared of being left alone in the woods.
Epic: When I was a kid, waterfalls used to be my NIGHTMARE.
Amber: Those fears are FAT.
Cabbage: :(
Amber: You know what's scary? Mud. Its so gross and filthy...*shudders*
Milk: I'm scared of cows.
Spirit: Your name is Milk and you're scared of cows?
Milk: Yes.
Noah: Well, I'm really scared of needles. You never know what might happen. They might poke it in the wrong place and you like, die.
Amber: yikes
Tyler: Solar, everyone said a fear except for you. You have to be afraid of something.
Solar: *sighs* Asexuals.
Amber: You're scared of asexuals?
Cabbage: So you're scared of me?
Solar: *sighs* I..I...
Wendy: You what?
Solar: Like how can you not like sex?
Tyler: Cause we're asexual?
(The next day in main dining hall)
Delanie: Hello campers! Welcome to today's challenge, Phobia Factor!!!!
Fiz: wats a phobia
Aqua: A fear.
Fiz: *screams*
Delanie: You will all be facing your biggest fears! Tyler, hope you like some shark company?
Tyler: *gasps*
Delanie: Amber, mud time in a half hour!
Amber: NO!
Delanie: Noah, its needle time!
Noah: *gulps*
Izzy: How do they know?
Milk: Because we said everything last night when we were being FILMED.
Epic: So they were stalking us?
Milk: Its a TV show. Thats their job.
Delanie: Zoey, you're up first.
Zoey: *nods*
(Outside boathouse)
Amber: What was Zoey afraid of again?
Mirnish: Spiders.
Delanie: Zoey, you must face your fear of spiders by finding and collecting 10 tarantulas in Chef Rocky's boathouse. You have a minute. Go!
Zoey: *runs in*
Noah: You can do it Zoey!
Zoey: *runs out with ten tarantulas biting on skin*
Delanie: Zoey scores a point for the Killer Bass!
Zoey: *passes out*
Delanie: *nudges her* While you're at it, can you get the roaches too?
Wendy: CONFESSIONAL: This...is insane.
Delanie: Cabbage, you must stay in the forest alone for a full hour!
Cabbage: Ok. (CONFESSIONAL: This is so nerve-racking. The forest is so silent yet deadly. But I can't let my team down.)
Cabbage: *steps on stick* Who was that?
Mirnish: *eating salad*
Intern: *sneaks up behind him and puts him in a sack*
Mirnish: AHH!
Delanie: Wendy, Aqua, its flying time! Get in the plane!
Wendy: omg *gets in*
Aqua: *gets in*
Rocky: *flies plane*
Aqua and Wendy: AHHHHHHHHH!
Delanie: Fiz, in order to score a point for your team you must win this spelling bee against an intern Ryan.
Fiz: ok
Solar: Go Fiz!
Fiz: *steps to podium* LJ. E-L J-A-Y
Delanie: That is incorrect. Fiz does not score a point.
Solar: *sigh*
Rocky: *lands plane*
Aqua: I DID IT! *runs out plane*
Wendy: *kisses ground*
Delanie: With that, the Bass has 2 points and the Gophers have 1 point.
Spirit: *wakes up in cabin* Huh? *tries to open door but its locked* Whats happening?
(Water starts to rise)
Spirit: OH HELL NO. GET ME OUT OF HERE!
(In other cabin)
Mirnish: *wakes up and is tied to chair with tape on mouth*
Delanie: Lets see how Mirnish does.
Mirnish: *uses chair to crash through door and escapes*
Delanie: Hey, you have to pay for that! With that, the Gophers have 2 points! Its tied 2-2!
Rocky: *walks up to Noah with needle*
Noah: What's that needle gonna do? Make me sleep?
Rocky: IDK.
Noah: *gulps* Sorry...I can't do it!
Milk: Wow.
Rocky: *shrugs and throws needle at garbage, misses, and it lands on floor*
Noah: *walks away and is stabbed in foot* AH! *falls to ground swelled up* Do I get the point?
Delanie: You refused to face your fear so no!
Noah: :(
Spirit: *drowning in cabin* O um *swims to shower and releases drain* Phew!
Delanie: Thats 3 points for the Gophers! Gophers lead!
Milk: CONFESSIONAL: We're losing already? Ugh!
Delanie: *walks in confessional* Somebody order cows?
Milk: NOO!
Izzy: *walks in cabin and is locked in* Oh god, its my turn.
(Creepy dolls are placed around the room)
Izzy: *gulps* I don't know if I can do this.
(Lights turn on and off)
Dolls: Izzy....Izzy....Izzy...
Izzy: *backs against door*
Dolls: You must give Chef Rocky a dollar.
Rocky: *is seen with microphone* And while you're at it, teach your darn fellow campers some manners. My food tastes better than water! I mean, Chef's food.
Izzy: Water...water....
(Flashback)
Ibrehem: *drowning*
Stephenie: Oh no he cost us challenge
Bobby Jon: Bye Ibrehem
Angie: no drowning allowed
Koror: Heres immunity Ibrehem
Angie: :O
Jeff: Bye Angie
Angie :(
(End of flashback)
Izzy: *shudders and looks at dolls, envisioning Ibrehem's heads* YOU...ROBBED....ANGIE
Rocky: Uh oh.
Izzy: *kicks dolls and bites their heads off*
Delanie: Well, thats a point for the Bass making it 3-3! *ducks as doll is throw over head* Lets see how Milk is doing with the cows!
Milk: *sucking thumb*
Noah: *still passed out from needle*
Wendy: You can do it, Milk! All you have to do is pet it! Pretend its Cirie
Fiz: true cirie a cow
Milk: *closes eyes and hugs cow*
Delanie: Thats a point for the Bass! They have 4 points!
Cabbage: *in forest* Hello? Delanie? You said 3 hours ago I'd only be here for an hour. Hello?
Bear: *walks out bush*
Cabbage: AH! *throws rock*
Bear: *chases Cabbage*
Cabbage: *runs out of forest, screaming*
Delanie: Oh yeah, forgot about Cabbage! Thats a fourth point for the Gophers! Up next...Chwiis's fear of democrats!
Chwiis: Ugh.
(A Barack Obama poster is seen)
Delanie: All you have to do is touch it.
Chwiis: *inches towards it*
Solar: HURRY UP CHWIIS!
Delanie: Solar you're after him.
Solar: :(
Chwiis: *falls to knees* I CANT DO IT! *cries* I'm a republican!
Delanie: Thats tragic. Solar, your turn! To conquer your fear of asexuals, we brought a past contestant back temporarily. Please welcome fourth boot Blake!
Blake: Hi.
Aqua: Blake is asexual?
Blake: Yes I'm
Blake: A
Blake: S
Blake: E
Blake: X
Blake: U
Blake: A
Blake: L
Delanie: Solar, all you have to do to score a point is hug Blake.
Solar: But it's Blake!
Blake: rude
Solar: I refuse.
Spirit: CONFESSIONAL: What kind of fucking team is this? Fiz can't win a spelling be, Chwiis had a breakdown over politics, now Solar's just being a weirdo.
Delanie: Okay so it's 4-4 still. Gophers still have 2 more members while Bass has 3. Its anyones game! Tyler, its shark time!
Tyler: *walks over tightrope with sharks under*
Milk: Um don't fall!
Tyler: Gee thanks. *walks to other side* I did it!
Delanie: Bass takes the lead with 5! Amber, you're up!
Amber: *climbs up diving board and looks down at mud pool* I..don't know if I can do this.
Mirnish: COME ON WE NEED THIS POINT!
Spirit: *climbs up board and pushes Amber off*
Amber: YOU BITCH! *pulls Spirit down with her as they both fall in mud*
Delanie: *laughing* I love this show!
(Amber and Spirit are seen wrestling in mud)
Spirit: *slapping Amber* I'll slap the white girl attitude right outta you!
Amber: At least I'm RICH.
Spirit: Watch out in a few weeks. I'll have a million. *slapping Amber*
Amber: Yeah right!
Delanie: Looks like Amber's having fun in the mud! Its 5-5! Onto the weird fear of grilled cheese, TDN!
TDN: NO!
Milk: You're pathetic.
Delanie: Look. I don't know whats wrong with you but all you have to do is take one bite.
TDN: *looks at grilled cheese and shudders* I'm sorry! I'm backing out! Its so cheesy and creepy...I can't do it.
Milk: ITS. A. FUCKING. GRILLED. CHEESE. SUCK IT UP.
TDN: NO!
Delanie: Yikes! Each team's fate is waiting upon one person. For suspense, Maria and Epic will go at the same time! Maria's fear of Donald Trump and Epic's fear of waterfalls!
Maria: Si.
Epic: Okay.
Delanie: Maria, here's Chef dressed as Donald Trump
Rocky: We will make Chef's Kitchen great again!
Maria: Oh no!
Delanie: Epic, here's a waterfall.
Epic: K
Delanie: Maria, your task is to hug Chef. Epic, your task us to just run through the waterfall. First to do their task wins invincibility for their team. Go!
Epic: *gulps* I can do this. *looks in water reflection and sees Josee*
Maria: *crying* DONALD TRUMP PUTA
Rocky: *groans*
Josee: Go for gold, Epic!
Epic: Okay, Josee! *runs through waterfall* I did it!
Delanie: Yes, you have! For the first time since the second elimination, the Bass wins invincibility!
Chwiis: Gee thanks Maria.
Amber: You didn't face your fear either, shut up.
Chwiis: Neither did Solar.
(Campfire Ceremony)
Delanie: Marshmallows for Mirnish, Amber, Spirit, and Aqua!
Aqua: Yes!
Delanie: Fiz, you can't spell still but here! *tosses marshmallow*
Fiz: yay
Delanie: Chwiis, Solar, Maria, you all did pathetic when it came to your fears. Maria, you are safe. *tosses her marshmallow*
Amber: Yay Maria! *claps* FIZ, CLAP
Fiz: *claps*
Delanie: Chwiis, Solar, this is the final marshmallow. An Aussie WILL be leaving tonight.
Chwiis: Racist.
Solar: Says the Republican
Delanie: The final marshmallow goes to....Chwiis. *tosses marshmallow* Solar, your odd fear of asexuals got you here! Now get out of my face!
Solar: *sighs and walks Dock of Shame* Bye guys! Good luck. *mumbles* Dumb rats.
Delanie: 16 remain! The Killer Bass finally won but can the Gophers come back? Tune in next time and watch Amber's alliance start to crumble only on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
Episode 8: Up The Creek[]
Amber: MARIA, FIZ, HAVE YOU SEEN MY PERFUME?
Fiz: NO.
MARIA: HOLA.
Amber: OKAY YOU GUYS CAN GO CHOKE USELESS PIECES OF SHIT.
Spirit: *to Mirnish* I can't STAND them.
Mirnish: They're only 3 people. We can take out one of them whenever.
Spirit: I want to break that up now.
Mirnish: We need EVERYONE on board. Me...you...Chwiis....Aqua....and Cabbage. All of us need to be willing to do it or it won't work.
Spirit: *nods* (CONFESSIONAL: If only Amber kept her mouth shut, maybe I wouldn't wanna kick her outta here. But she and her minions better get their shit packed.)
Mirnish: CONFESSIONAL: It's time to strike against those three. I want a million dollars.
Delanie: Hello campers! We're going on a field trip!
Milk: A field trip? We're not in 5th grade.
Delanie: Why thank you for correcting me. We're going on a tour of the neighboring island which you may die on.
Izzy: *gasps*
Zoey: CONFESSIONAL: When it comes down to it, I feel really nervous going into a deadly environment I know nothing about.
Delanie: We're going to Boney Island! You will row in canoes on your way there in pairs. Once you're there, you will carry your canoe to the other side of the island where you will make a fire. Once you're done, you will row back to the dock. First team back wins invincibility! Pair up!
Mirnish: *to Spirit* You take Cabbage, I take Chwiis. Talk to him about splitting up Amber, Fiz, and Maria.
Spirit: Ok.
Fiz: omg can i go with u amber
Amber: No. I actually like Maria more. So I'm going with Maria!
Maria: *claps*
Fiz: CONFESSIONAL: ik Amber doesn't like me but like kimmi said, a bad alliance is better than no alliance
Spirit: Cabbage, wanna pair up?
Cabbage: Sure.
Spirit: Excellent.
Mirnish: Chwiis, you're with me.
Chwiis: K
Fiz: guess that leaves us aqua
Aqua: oh god
Zoey: hm, Noah?
Noah: *nods*
Izzy: Wendy, wanna row together?
Wendy: Yeah.
Milk: Me and you, Epic,
Epic: Yup!
Tyler: That leaves me and *looks at TDN* (CONFESSIONAL: TDN is a nice person and all...but I don't know why Darules was booted over him. TDN just doesn't offer much to the team.)
Amber: *rowing with Maria* (CONFESSIONAL: I decided to pair up with Maria instead of Fiz because I have to speak with Maria about our upcoming final 2.) So Maria, just between us...we're cutting Fiz at final 3 so we can be final 2.
Mara: Estoy sacudido
Amber: True! So are you in?
Maria: Si!
Mirnish: Chwiis, would you be willing to take out Amber and the minions?
Chwiis: Hell yeah. I've been willing since day 1. Lets do it.
Mirnish: Sweet
TDN: Tyler, which Naruto season is your favorite?
Tyler: Um, 1.
TDN: Disgusting.
Tyler: O
TDN: get better opinions. you know, once people get good opinions they become very artistic. Take my Gewn drawing for example.
Tyler: ...
TDN: Cool, right?
Tyler: Sure.
Zoey: *to Noah* I'm really enjoying this summer so far.
Noah: Yeah, me too.
Zoey: If I didn't come on here, my summer would be soooo boring.
Noah: Not mine! I would be interviewing the Game Changers cast.
Zoey: Oh, fun!
Spirit: Cabbage...me and Mirnish wanna target Amber's alliance next. Are you down?
Cabbage: Really? (CONFESSIONAL: I like Amber and all. But I did vote her and I'm sure she voted for me. I have to be the one to take her out before she takes me out.) Yes.
Spirit: Great!!
Izzy: *rowing with Wendy* And then Tracy was like, yes Chet! Yes! It feels so good! Keep going!
Wendy: Wait, what?
Izzy: And thats the story of Tracy's dog named Chet giving her a massage.
Wendy: O
Milk: *to Epic* Me, you, and Tyler can control this team.
Epic: Really?
Milk: Oh, definitely. Our team is just floaters. We can make it all the way to the merge.
Epic: Okay.
Milk: Okay and- wait, who the hell is singing?
Aqua: SOOO
FIZ: TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT
Aqua: I WANT IT
Fiz: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
Chwiis: SHUT. UP.
Aqua: :(
Fiz: :(
Rocky: *flying helicopter with Delanie on it*
Delanie: Looks like both teams have arrived at shore! They're running to the other side of the island!
Mirnish: *stops Aqua* Look. We need your vote.
Aqua: Against who?
Mirnish: One of Amber's alliance members, preferably Amber.
Aqua: Hm, okay. (CONFESSIONAL: "Amber's alliance" I just sung my heart out with Fiz who's a member of that. I can't turn against him!)
Mirnish: *whispers to Spirit* We got 5.
Spirit: Yes!
Maria: oh no! *sinking into quick sand*
Fiz: ill save u *jumps head first into quick sand*
Cabbage: mess
Chwiis: who wants drugs
Maria: *runs out of quick sand* me
Fiz: *runs out* me
Chwiis: Good. Lets get moving! *runs*
Izzy: *walking with team* Are we there yet?
Milk: Clearly not.
TDN: maybe I can activate Naruto Super mode.
Milk: shut the fuck up
TDN: :(
Wendy: *holding canoe over head* Um...guys!
(Wooly beavers are seen)
Zoey: Hi! Nice to meet you!
(They chase them)
Noah: AHH!
(The Bass runs away)
Spirit: They're not here yet. Who here knows how to build a fire?
Mirnish: Everyone, get lots of sticks.
Fiz: ok
(Meanwhile the Killer Bass is huddled in a corner)
Tyler: How do we get them away?
Milk: *grabs a log and knocks them out* Come on, we're behind!
Epic: ...Okay then. *runs*
Aqua: *rubbing sticks together* ugh!
Milk: *runs in* Go! Go! Go!
Amber: Crap, they're here!
Chwiis: Keep going ham. *mumbles* Spend your last day wisely.
Aqua: *starts fire* There! Come on!
(The Gophers get in canoes and start paddling)
Milk: HURRY UP!
Noah: *starts fire*
(The Bass starts running towards canoes)
TDN: STOP!
Milk: WHAT.
TDN: They're already ahead! I have an idea! (CONFESSIONAL: I'm sort of a liability to my team so I have to prove myself as a Naruto master.) Everyone, get in one boat. *ties rope to log* Everyone in?
(Everyone nods)
TDN: *cuts rope*
(All of the Killer Bass are sent launching into air and land on dock)
Milk: Yes!
Zoey: You did it, TDN!
Delanie: The Killer Bass shockingly win invincibility!
Aqua: Great.
Maria: CONFESSIONAL: Putas!
Delanie: There we have it. Gophers, one of you is GONE tonight.
Amber: *to Maria* We are voting CABBAGE.
Maria: Si!
Amber: CONFESSIONAL: Maria needs to know I have her back so shes always the first one I talk to about the vote.
Aqua: Amber! I need to talk to you.
Amber: Make it quick.
Aqua: They wanna vote you off. They don't like your alliance.
Amber: Who's "they"?
Aqua: Chwiis, Mirnish, Spirit, Cabbage.
Amber: Hm...would you vote who I tell you to?
Aqua: *nods* Yes!
Amber: *whispers*
(Campfire Ceremony)
Delanie: 8 will become 7 tonight. Its time to feed some of you with delicious marshmallows. Safe are...Mirnish! Chwiis! Spirit! *tosses marshmallows*
Spirit: Good.
Delanie: Aqua! *tosses marshmallow* And....Fiz! *tosses marshmallow*
Amber: *gulp*
Delanie: It's down to Maria, Cabbage, and Amber. Next marshmallow goes to...Cabbage. *tosses marshmallow*
Spirit: *grins*
Delanie: Amber and Maria...THIS is the final marshmallow of the evening.
Maria: *gasps*
Amber: *twirling hair*
Delanie: And the final marshmallow goes to Amber!
Amber: YES!
Spirit: WAIT WHAT?
Delanie: Maria, time for you to go!
Maria: Adios! *walks Dock of Shame*
Amber: CONFESSIONAL: If it came down to me or my minions, bye Maria! Fiz was voting Maria with me clearly because he desperately wants to be my #1. I had Aqua's vote. And once Cabbage heard Maria was voting him, the plan was locked. I'm not just hot, I'm also smart! Bye Maria! My one day of promising you an F2 is over, have fun in LoserLand! *laughs*
Delanie: WOW. Another shocking elimination! What is Milk planning to do? And what will Spirit do since Amber is still here? Find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
Episode 9: Paintball Deer Hunter[]
Mirnish: CONFESSIONAL: So Amber betrayed Maria. Shocker, shocker. But all that gives is more of a reason to give Amber the boot. Shes not only annoying but shes a slithering snake waiting to attack.
Epic: *happily skipping*
Noah: Whats his deal?
Epic: CONFESSIONAL: Ever since Josee's reflection in the waterfall helped me win the Phobia Factor challenge for my team, I've felt really confident lately as long as I believe in Josee. Its my motivation to keep going.
Milk: I don't know.
Zoey: *walks in cabin* Hey guys! I made us brownies to get us enthusiastic about the upcoming challenge!
Izzy: Thanks Zoey!
Milk: CONFESSIONAL: Zoey...how can ANYONE be that nice? Its so...weird yet suspicious. You come onto an island ready to backstab for a million dollars then theres Zoey.....wow. No one can be that nice in a cutthroat game like this. She has something up her sleeve. I know it.
Spirit: BITCH SHUT YOUR ASS UP YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN GONE LAST NIGHT.
Amber: BUT IM STILL HERE AND INSTEAD OF YELLING AT ME, YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE THE POSITIVE PRESENCE I BRING TO YOUR BORING AND NASTY ASS LIFE.
Spirit: OH HELL NO. SAY THAT CLOSER SO I'LL BE IN ARMS REACH TO YANK YOUR HORSE EXTENSIONS RIGHT OFF YOUR BIG HEAD.
Amber: Bitch, you look like Josh from Drake and Josh!
Spirit: Fuck you. You're gone next.
Amber: Yes, I'm gone in your eyes while you're at home watching me win.
Spirit: yikes!
Delanie: Campers! Report outside, NOW.
(Everyone is gathered outside)
Rocky: Here's breakfast! *throws cans of beans*
Fiz: *gets hit in head* ow
Milk: Why just beans? Don't you usually serve us a plate of nasty slop instead of just a can?
Delanie: No time for a sit in delicious meal of Chef's food!
Rocky: Aw, thanks.
Delanie: Dude, I was joking. Your food is DISGUSTING.
Rocky: :(
Delanie: Anyways, its hunting season in Canada! In today's challenge, each team will have some deer and some hunters. The hunters will hunt down the deer from the opposite team using a paintball gun. The team that captures the most deer will win invincibility!
Aqua: ok and
Delanie: The hunters will wear hot camouflage hats and glasses. The Killer Bass hunters are... Epic, Wendy, Zoey, and Milk! *tosses paintball guns*
Wendy: Oh.
Delanie: Screaming Gophers hunters are Aqua, Fiz, and Mirnish!
Fiz: yay
Delanie: The rest of you are deer.
Spirit: I'm not gonna be no deer.
Delanie: You deers will wear antlers, red noses, and a cute little tail.
Amber: CONFESSIONAL: Antlers? Yeah no. Cute little beanies, sure. Cowgirl hat even, sure. But antlers? Thats fashion suicide!
Delanie: Deers get a head-start. Go!
(The Bass deer are seen walking)
TDN: Why am I a deer?
Noah: cus Chris assigned it
Tyler: We should be justrategic about this
Izzy: justrategic Anne cracks the case!
TDN: ...
Tyler: We should split up. Me and...Noah, Izzy and TDN.
Noah: *nods* Do paintballs hurt?
Izzy: Only if you're Ibrehem. *walks off with TDN*
(The Gophers deer are seen walking)
Chwiis: Being a deer makes me look more like a man!
Amber: Nobody CARES.
Spirit: Bitch shut the fuck up
Amber: go eat a lawnmower
Cabbage: mess
Amber: Anyways, these antlers are UGLY so I'm taking them off!
Delanie: *on loudspeaker* If you remove the antlers, your team is in trouuuuble!
Amber: Ugh!
Spirit: Haha!
Chwiis: dumb ham
Amber: I hate you two! Cabbage, follow me.
Cabbage: *shrugs and follows* (CONFESSIONAL: Amber seems a bit sketchy but still, I have to be nice to her.) Hi.
Amber: Okay, as you know Maria was ROBBED.
Cabbage: By you.
Amber: Sadly! Okay so, Fiz and I need a third person...
Fiz: *walks out in hunter outfit* hi
Cabbage: So you want me to fill Maria's role?
Amber: Pls!
Fiz: pls
Cabbage: CONFESSIONAL: So you want me to fill Maria's role? I saw what happened to Maria. You betrayed her as if she killed your dog. No. I can't. You may have Fiz wrapped around your finger but I'm not a fool. I'll pretend to be good with you though cause I dont need anyone after me.) Sure!
Amber: Great! Now get me cake!
Cabbage: But I'm supposed to be hiding from hunters.
Amber: um I need Fiz to protect me!
Cabbage: Can you do that?
Amber: I think. I want it, now!
Cabbage: *runs off*
Fiz: i should be hunting for Bass deer.
Amber: NO. Stay!
Fiz: CONFESSIONAL: amber is kind of bossy but wat other choice do i have
Zoey: *walking with Epic, Wendy, and Milk* Hunting seems kind of...you know...mean.
Milk: You have got to be kidding me.
Zoey: Like I wouldn't hurt anything.
Milk: CONFESSIONAL: Yeah, Zoey is sweet. But when it becomes a liability, its not so sweet. We're gonna have to make a move.
Epic: *pushes bushes aside*
Wendy: *walks in on Fiz and Amber* Hey! Are you protecting her?
Fiz: yes y not
Milk: Lets get Amber out! *shoots*
Fiz: *stands in front of Amber and shoots*
Wendy: *shoots*
Zoey: *ducks*
Epic: *looks in paintball gun reflection and sees Josee*
Josee: Kill the bitch.
Epic: *nods and crawls under paint in air then continuously shoots Amber*
Amber: AHHH! MY HAIR!
Epic: *keeps shooting*
Wendy: EPIC YOU CAN STOP NOW
Epic: Josee said to kill the bitch!
Zoey: Who?
Amber: AHHH! *runs away*
Epic: *chases*
Zoey: *gulp*
Fiz: well hi
Milk: Die.
Delanie: *on loudspeaker* And the Gophers are down to 3 deer! Oh, I forgot to mention. If a hunter gets hit, they're ALSO out!
Milk: WHAT!
Delanie: Fiz stood in front of Amber. OUT. While Zoey ducked and Epic dodged every single drop...Wendy and Milk both got hit. OUT.
Wendy: You're just making up the rules!
Delanie: Am I? Anyways, keep going!
Aqua: *walking with Mirnish* You hear that? Fiz is out
Mirnish: Idiot.
Aqua: I have an idea. *whispers*
Mirnish: *nods*
Tyler: Then Kimmi was like WHAT THE HELL IS UP YOUR ASS
Noah: look! *points to Thomas The Train toy*
Tyler: Don't go towards it. Why would there be a-
Noah: *walks to it and falls in pile of leads into a pool of paint* DANG IT!
Tyler: *sighs* I'll pull you up. *grabs his arm then falls in* UGH!
Delanie: *laughing* The Bass now have 2 deer and the Gophers have 3!
Mirnish: *high fives Aqua* Yes!
Spirit: *eating berries* NOM NOM NOM
Chwiis: *walks in on him* ...
Epic: *aims for Spirit*
Spirit: Hi.
Chwiis: I'm gonna...go.
Epic: *shoots*
Chwiis: *walks in Spirit's way and gets hit* Damn.
Spirit: *runs away*
Epic: Yes!
Cabbage: *runs in forest* Amber, I got your cake! Amber?
Zoey: She got hit. And you're next.
Epic: *inches towards Cabbage, grinning*
Spirit: AHH! *runs in circles and passes Cabbage, then gets hit* NO!
Delanie: And Cabbage is the last Gophers deer!
Cabbage: Crap! *runs away*
Epic: RUN! *chases her*
Zoey: *sighs and runs*
Izzy: Where'd Noah and Tyler go?
TDN: IDK. Noah? Tyler?
Noah: We're over here! Just don't-
Izzy: *falls in hole full of paint* Oh
Delanie: TDN is the last deer for the Bass! Who will get hit first? TDN or Cabbage?
TDN: *bumps into Cabbage* Hi
Cabbage: Hi
Aqua: TDN's right there! Come on! *runs*
Mirnish: *runs and falls in paint hole*
Aqua: We made that hole. How can you miss it?
Mirnish: Idk!
Tyler: Welcome to the club.
Aqua: TDN, you're done for! *shoots*
TDN: *ducks*
Epic: *gets hit* I went out like a Josee!
Aqua: *rolls eyes*
Delanie: Two hunters, two deer.
Milk: Zoey, shoot Cabbage! You have the perfect angle!
Zoey: *aims towards Cabbage and sighs* (CONFESSIONAL: I'm not the type of person to intentionally cause someone physical harm. No matter how much pressure is on the line, I promised myself to not go against my morals in this game.) Sorry, guys! *drops gun*
Aqua: *shoots TDN*
Delanie: The Screaming Gophers win invincibility! Killer Bass, you blew it. See you tonight!
(Milk, Noah, Tyler, Epic, and TDN are gathered)
Milk: We're voting Zoey. Do you guys realize how her niceness is now costing us challenges? Its a no brainer.
Noah: I'm in.
TDN: Same.
Epic: *nods*
Tyler: *whistles*
Noah: Tyler?
Tyler: *nervously nods* (CONFESSIONAL: I was raised to stand up for what is right. Voting someone off solely for being too nice is stupid. I don't want Zoey to go. She had a bad day but don't we all? I want Zoey to stay.)
Wendy: Hey Tyler!
Tyler: Yeah?
Wendy: Me, Izzy, and Zoey are voting TDN. You should join us.
Tyler: *nods* (CONFESSIONAL: It seems like I'm the swing vote tonight. If I'm the reason for Zoey going home, I'd feel so awful. But if I don't vote Zoey, I'm probably next. Ughh!)
(Campfire Ceremony)
Delanie: Hello Killer Bass! There are 8 of you but I only have 7 marshmallows. Its time to see whos going bye bye! The first marshmallow goes to...Noah!
Noah: *catches*
Delanie: Wendy, Izzy!
Izzy: omg
Delanie: Milk, Epic!
Epic: Thanks Josee!
Delanie: And...Tyler!
Tyler: *looking down*
Delanie: TDN, Zoey, this is the final marshmallow.
Zoey: *sighs*
TDN: WHY ME?
Delanie: Looks like we have a tie! Four votes each!
Milk: Who flipped?
Tyler: Sorry.
Milk: WOW.
Zoey: So what happens now?
Delanie: In the event of a tie, there will be a tiebreaker challenge! Follow me!
Tyler: Good luck Zoey.
Zoey: Thanks!
(On top of cliff)
Delanie: In this challenge, you will run up the hill as Chef Rocky shoots paintballs as obstacles. You will grab Chef's Beatles CD then run it to the fire pit. And...burn it.
Rocky: WHAT!
Delanie: Go!
Rocky: Aint nobody messing with my Beetles love! *shoots*
Zoey: AH! *runs*
TDN: *runs*
Milk: GO TDN!
TDN: Activate Naruto mode! *charges up hill*
Zoey: *panics and runs faster*
TDN: *grabs CD and starts to run down*
Rocky: BITCH! *shoots*
TDN: *falls to ground* No! *throws CD towards fire pit and it burns in flames*
Rocky: NOOOO! *cries* LET IT BE LET IT BEEE
Delanie: The final marshmallow goes to TDN! *tosses* Zoey, its time to go!
Zoey: :( Bye guys! Tyler, thank you. Good luck.
Tyler: Sorry.
Zoey: *walks Dock of Shame*
Delanie: And the nicest and sanest person on the island is out! Nobody is safe under my reign! Find out what happens next on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
Episode 10: If You Can't Take The Heat...[]
Aqua: CONFESSIONAL: I am so scared on my team. The tension is RISING between Mirnish/Spirit and Amber/Fiz.
Spirit: Bitch give me your clothes you stole from a Barbie halloween costume package so I can rip that cheap shit up.
Amber: Why won't you give me the burritos hidden under your mattress because I feel bad for those burritos being squished by your stank fatass self.
Spirit: Bitch I will slap you so hard you will wake up a puerto rican woman kidnapped in India as a reincarnation dont try me
Cabbage: *gulps* (CONFESSIONAL: Things are really intense on our team...but I'm sort of in the middle of everything right now.
Chwiis: Both of you shut the fuck up.
Spirit: K
Amber: K
Tyler: *to Izzy and Wendy* I can't believe they voted Zoey for being too nice.
Izzy: I know, right! They're so dumb!
Wendy: We're outnumbered but we can get through this!
Tyler: Go us!
Epic: Josee and I are ready for the next challenge!
Milk: May I ask for your prescription, Epic?
Delanie: CAMPERS! We have a big day ahead of us! Outside, now!
(Everyone is seen outside)
Delanie: So we have no breakfast....
TDN: *cries*
Tyler: Where's Chef?
Delanie: Well Chef Rocky is currently under trial for illegal ingredients in food. He's suspended from cooking a meal. So today's challenge is a cooking challenge!
Cabbage: Yes!
Delanie: Each team will cook me an breakfast, lunch, and dessert. I will score each one out of ten. Whichever team has the highest out of 30...wins!
Mirnish: You really expect us to cook from the garbage in Rocky's kitchen?
Delanie: Settle down. You won't need that. Come on in!
(Two food trucks are seen driving in)
Cabbage: :O
Delanie: Get what you can...and appoint a head chef! Go!
Wendy: I'll be head chef.
Milk: Ok.
Wendy: Everyone just get what you think is needed. (CONFESSIONAL: Cooking has always been fun for me. So leading this challenge was something I wanted to do.)
Tyler: CONFESSIONAL: As soon as Zoey goes, we have a cooking challenge. Zoey literally had cooking as a talent during the talent show. This just HAD to happen. *sigh*
Mirnish: Listen up! I'm leading!
Fiz: wtf y not me
Amber :(
Mirnish: CONFESSIONAL: I had to step up as leader. Fiz is incapable of focusing, Amber and Spirit would spend time arguing, Cabbage doesn't have the authority, Aqua can't even make tuna, and the team already is annoyed by Chwiis. So as always, I'm the most fit to be leader!
Rocky: CONFESSIONAL: These kids touchin my food? We gave them LEFTOVERS of the disgusting meals. *chuckles*
Amber: Lets make COOKIES.
Mirnish: No. Okay, Screaming Gophers gather around!
Cabbage: Hi.
Mirnish: Any ideas for a breakfast?
Fiz: yes let cook poptarts
Mirnish: I-
Amber: Ooh! Me! Me!
Spirit: Don't call on her ass. We making A BREAKFAST BURRITO.
Aqua: Ok. Seems easy enough.
Mirnish: Okay Spirit and Aqua are on the breakfast burrito. Now lunch!
Chwiis: When I think of lunch, I think of stopping by a nearby diner after a hard morning traveling through my swamp.
Mirnish: um ok and
Cabbage: I mean, the safest thing we can do is burgers
Fiz: omg i love burgers
Mirnish: Great! Fiz and Cabbage will work on lunch! That leaves Chwiis and Amber with dessert.
Amber: Ooh lets make one cookie!
Mirnish: Too basic. What about apple pie?
Chwiis: With Shrek seasoning.
Amber: *nods* Wait, what are you gonna do rat
Mirnish: Make sure you guys dont flop!
Wendy: *reading off clipboard* TDN and Tyler, pancakes. Noah and Milk, pizza. Izzy and Epic, chocolate cake.
Noah: On it!
Epic: I'll be back.
Izzy: We have to get cake batter though.
Epic: It'll be a minute. *walks outside* (CONFESSIONAL: I won a challenge due to Josee's guidance and ever since then, I need her good luck in the challenge.) *looks in pond and sees Josee's reflection* Oh please! Help my team win this challenge queen!
Josee: Throw it. Throw it. Throw it.
Epic: Wait, what?
Josee: You weren't raised to be a fool bossed around. Vote Wendy's ass off.
Epic: I'll do i-
Hughie: *reflection is seen* Don't do it. Win with dignity.
Josee: SHUT UP!
Hughie: Make the right choice- *gets tackled by Josee*
Epic: *walks back in kitchen* hi
Milk: Finally! Where were you?
Epic: I fell.
Milk: o
Noah: *decorating pizza* Hm..needs more parmesan!
Milk: You added too much calm the fuck down
Noah: oh no! You need a chu chu train to NiceVille!
Milk: *sigh* Why haven't I quit yet
Amber: *puts pie in oven* Yayyy!
Spirit: Chwiis, check if Amber didn't poison it.
Chwiis: I did mate.
Amber: Are you trying to excuse me of throwing a challenge? Cause I don't throw anything! Its win or drown without a single fin. So mind your own business and stop being JEALOUS that I can cook and you need a hairnet you dirty animal.
Spirit: I aint the animal here you should look at yourself when you wake up with makeup all over the place.
Amber: At least I'm naturally pretty!
Spirit: Yeah, right.
Amber: Cabbage, Fiz, go escort Spirit out!
Cabbage and Fiz: *nods*
Spirit: Don't touch me!
Cabbage: Sorry. *drags Spirit out*
Spirit: Cabbage, she doesn't own you. Don't let her dictate you.
Cabbage: *sighs and shuts door*
Spirit: YOU CAN'T LOCK ME OUT! DUMB FREAKS!
TDN: *mixing pancake batter* We're gonna do great! Add the chocolate chips!
Tyler: *nods and mixes*
TDN: *shakes head* Terrible mixing. Ultimate...turbo...MIXING! *stirs in a weirdly quick fashion*
Tyler: O
Wendy: We're doing awesome guys!
Izzy: *decorating cake* We're almost done Epic!
Epic: ...With the first layer!
Izzy: O (CONFESSIONAL: I never made a chocolate cake in my life, let alone a 3 layer.)
Aqua: this burrito is MOMMY
Spirit: it looks HOT
Aqua: *bows down to it*
Spirit: *bows down to it* OMG AQUA!
Aqua: what!
Spirit: We ran out of beans
Aqua: :O
Rocky: *eating beans* NO ONE uses my kitchen.
Aqua: What do we do? Omg! If we lose, one of us is gone!
Spirit: Here! *sprinkles tiny rocks* Delanie won't know the difference, right?
Aqua: *whistles*
Delanie: 10 minutes remaining!
Izzy: And..we're done!!
Epic: Yes! *looks on shoulders and sees Josee/Hughie* I won't throw it.
Josee: Be a gold medalist! Its the only way!
Epic: *gulps* I'll do it.
Fiz: *puts final bun*
Delanie: Now we're done! Okay, Gophers you're first. Breakfast..what do we have?
Aqua: Spirit and I made a delicious breakfast burrito consisting of eggs, cheese, bacon, and...beans.
Delanie: I don't taste the beans. You must've forgo- *bites into rock* OW!
Aqua: Those are the beans!
Delanie: You call this a bean? It is a SOLID ROCK. The egg is nicely cooked though. 3/10!
Spirit: *shrugs*
Amber: Terrible score. (CONFESSIONAL: And Spirit is the one who gave us that terrible score. Guess whos finally leaving! *laughs*)
Delanie: Lunch time! Cabbage, Fiz!
Fiz: we made a burger and notice how the ketchup forms Sierra's face
Delanie: Creepy...artistic..but creepy. Lets eat this flop *eats burger* Nice burger! 8/10! Wheres the dessert?
Amber: *gives Delanie pie* Here...uh...apple pie!
Mirnish: Did we win yet?
Delanie: Nope. *bites into apple pie* Over the years, I've had some really terrible food. Like terrible terrible. I ate dirt before as a dare in Host Bootcamp. And this...this washed it out my mouth. Its DELICIOUS!
Chwiis: Phew.
Delanie: 9/10! Your total score is 20/30! I wanna see the Bass beat that!
Wendy: We can do this, guys!
Delanie: Breakfast people!
Tyler: Hi. TDN and I made a stack of chocolate chip pancakes.
Delanie: *bites into it* Hm...eh. 6/10.
TDN: Woo hoo!
Milk: Oh its our turn! Okay so, Noah and I made some delicious Hawaiian pizza! Ta-da!!!
Delanie: This...is great! I'm giving it a 10! Thats how great it is!
Noah: Yes!
Delanie: It all comes down to dessert..when we come back!
Epic: *looks at cake* (CONFESSIONAL: With that cake, we absolutely win! But Josee is telling me to throw the challenge to vote off Wendy. I'm too good of a person to do that. Although...) *knocks cake over*
Izzy: *sees Epic and gasps* What happened?
Epic: Um...gravity!
Izzy: CONFESSIONAL: I saw Epic throw the cake to the ground. He cost us the challenge...ON PURPOSE.
Delanie: Cake time! So wheres the cake?
Tyler: *points to ground*
Delanie: YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT FLOOR CAKE? I'm a sanitary person? Automatic 0! The Screaming Gophers win invincibility!
Cabbage: Yes!
Mirnish: Told you guys I'd be a good head chef!
(Izzy, Wendy, Noah, Tyler, and TDN are gathered)
Wendy: How'd the cake even get on the floor?
Noah: Yeah. It seems ridiculous.
TDN: Gravity can't do that.
Izzy: I can't hold back anymore. *points to Epic who is passing by* EPIC PUSHED IT TO THE FLOOR. HE MADE US LOSE ON PURPOSE.
(Everyone gasps)
Epic: Bu..b....but....Josee!
TDN: Save it for the Dock of Shame!
(Campfire Ceremony)
Delanie: This was an easy challenge and you guys blew it! A marshmallow for Noah, one for Milk, one for Izzy! *tosses them marshmallows*
Izzy: *grins*
Delanie: Tyler! TDN! *tosses marshmallows*
Wendy: What..why me?
Delanie: Wendy, Epic, both of you were SERIOUSLY annoying today but the final marshmallow goes to......
Epic: *gulps*
Delanie: WENDY! *tosses marshmallow*
Epic: You have got to be kidding me...
Delanie: Nope, I don't kid! *throws him in boat* See ya!
Epic: Bye guys!
Delanie: Now everyone, Chef Rocky just went out on vacation so you can all eat leftovers from todays challenge instead of Chef's cooking!
Tyler: If Chef's gone, who's driving the Boat of Losers?
Hughie: Should've listened to me!
Epic: :(
Hughie: See you all next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND! Well, I won't! Neither will Epic!
Episode 11: Who Can You Trust?[]
Fiz: *eating Potato Chips* yay
Cabbage: *cleaning cabin*
Amber: *barges in* Us three..need to talk.
Fiz: o
(Cabbage, Amber, and Fiz are seen at dock)
Amber: If we lose, all in favor of Spirit?
Fiz: i
Amber: Cabbage?
Cabbage: *sigh* I...
Spirit: *opens cabin door* Hold on Mirnish, I forgot my lotion at the dock.
Amber: Great. All we need is one more. Mirnish and Chwiis are too arrogant. That leaves Aqua in the middle.
Fiz: i can talk to him
Amber: Okay! Spirit is GOING HOME.
Fiz: *claps*
Spirit: *walks in* What was that? I aint going nowhere.
Amber: Yes, you are!
Spirit: If you don't shut your Helga from Hey Arnold looking ass, I'll push you in the water so you can look more like a wet mop than you already are.
Amber: *gasps*
Chwiis: *joins them* Hi I'm a man so you guys need to listen to me when I say SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Amber: Sexist rat!
Cabbage: CONFESSIONAL: I'm on a team of crazies. Spirit and Amber are on the verge of going Hunger Games on each other, Fiz has the attention span of a pineapple, Aqua can't stop decorating the cabin like Ms Puff's boating school, Mirnish won't shut up about Sam Pucket, and Chwiis? Chwiis is a bigoted mess. If I had it my way, he'd be over.
Milk: *fishing on dock and reels in intern*
Noah: *watches him and whispers to Izzy* Whys he being so distant since Epic left?
Izzy: *shrugs*
Milk: CONFESSIONAL: I don't think they realize it. I didn't vote Epic. I voted Wendy. Epic was my right hand man so seeing him leave was frustrating. Clearly I'm next but I'm not going down without a fight.
Izzy: CONFESSIONAL: Milk's sketchy. I picked up on that since day 1. Of course I'd love to get rid of him next! Getting rid of him would be suuch a big move. And in this game, you gotta be willing to make a move to get the money. I don't care who's in my way. I DID NOT SPEND COUNTLESS HOURS STUDYING THE GAME AND READING PHYCOLOGY BOOKS TO LOSE. IM IN IT TO WIN IT.
Delanie: Hello campers! I see theres some tension on the Gophers...
Spirit: *hitting Amber with a shovel*
Delanie: And...on the Bass...
Izzy: *glaring at Milk*
Delanie: Today's challenge is all about trust. Thought you guys needed it!
Fiz: O
Delanie: This will be done in pairs. There will be 4 parts to it. You winning the part will be relied on by trust. And theres a little twist...
Aqua: Sharks?
Delanie: Nope! Every challenge will involve a BLINDFOLD. Lets go to part 1.
(At rock wall)
Delanie: One blindfolded team member will use a rope to hold up another team member. Its simple. First team to reach the top wins the round. Hm...lets see. Wendy and Tyler for the Bass...and Aqua and Mirnish for the Gophers.
Wendy: Ok.
Mirnish: I'll hold you up.
Aqua: Why me?
Mirnish: Just do it!
Aqua: CONFESSIONAL: Lois Griffin is NOT okay with this.
Tyler: I'll climb I guess.
Delanie: Ready...set....wait, I forgot to mention this! Beware of some booby traps! Go!
Aqua: smh *climbs*
Mirnish: *holding Aqua up* You can do *gets blasted with hot pasta* AH! *lets go of rope*
Rocky: hehe
Aqua: *falls* AHHH!
Mirnish: I got you! *pulls on rope*
Aqua: phew
Tyler: *climbs and slips on grease* OMG
Delanie: *laughing*
Aqua: *touches explosive and its off* AHH! *lands on Tyler*
Tyler: *falls off* OW!
Aqua: *climbing*
Delanie: Aqua almost there!
Aqua: *touches beehive* AHHH! *falls off*
Tyler: *climbs and touches dead fish* AH! *throws it down*
Aqua: *gets hit in face* ow
Tyler: Sorry! *climbs to top* YES!
Delanie: The Killer Bass scores a point! 1-0!
Tyler: *passes out*
Delanie: o! Medical!
Rocky: *walks in with nurses outfit and drags Tyler away*
(In kitchen)
Delanie: Welcome to the cook off! We have Izzy and Noah from the Bass and Cabbage and Fiz for the Gophers!
Fiz: hi
Rocky: *hands each tribe a poisonous blowfish*
Noah: What's this?
Delanie: What you'll be cooking with. One person will cook anything out of this poisonous deadly blowfish and the other will eat it blindfolded. First to finish scores a point. Decide whos doing what.
Fiz: ill cook
Cabbage: Are you sure?
fiz: yes i watch masterchef
Izzy: Ooh! I'll cook.
Delanie: And...go!
Izzy: *delicately slices prickles off, humming*
Fiz: *stabs it as goo flies everywhere* fun!
(10 minutes later)
Delanie: Its time for a blind taste test! Lets see who can scarf it down first and/or survive. Go!
Noah: *eating* Its actually...really good.
Izzy: Thanks!
Cabbage: *eats* Mmm- *turns green*
Rocky: Uh oh
Cabbage: *pukes and collapses to ground still puking*
Delanis: Nuuuurse!
Rocky: I hate my job.
Noah: Done!
Delanie: The Killer Bass score a point! 1-1! Onto the next part!
Izzy: *holds knife to Noah's neck* You're lucky I didn't poison it. Vote with me every single time from now on and I won't end you. Got it?
Noah: *gulps and nods*
(Outside, a pile of apples are seen)
Delanie: For part 3, one person will slingshot apples to land on top of your partners head. First to do so will win invincibility! Hm..Spirit and Amber for the Gophers...
Aqua: Oh great.
Delanie: Milk and TDN for the Bass. Ready...
TDN: *puts on blindfold*
Delanie: Set...
Spirit: *puts on blindfold*
Delanie: GO!
Spirit: hehe *slingshots apple*
Amber: OW!
Spirit: oops!
TDN: *slingshots and lands it on then it rolls off*
Spirit: *slingshots and lands*
Delanie: Screaming Gophers score a point! One more and they win!
Amber: Not bad, Spirit. Not bad.
Spirit: Shut the fuck up before I swing on you.
Delanie: Part 4!
(In water)
Delanie: It is Chwiis and Mirnish for the Gophers! And it is Wendy and Izzy for the Bass! In this stage, there will be a trapeze. One partner will be swinging on it and telling your blindfolded partner to jump off as they catch you before you fall into an eel infested pond. Go!
Chwiis: Are you ready to jump, Mirnish?
Mirnish: No!
Wendy: IZZY JUMP NO WAIT
Izzy: *jumps*
Wendy: *pushes him back to platform* I said wait!
Amber: Thats cheating!
Delanie: HUSHHHHH
Chwiis: MIRNISH NOW!
Mirnish: *jumps and bumps into Chwiis as both fall in water* AHHHH!
Chwiis: CONFESSIONAL: Fuck this show
Izzy: *jumps and is caught by Wendy*
Delanie: The Killer Bass scores a point! It seems like we're tied 2-2! Time for a deadly TIEBREAKER challenge.
(On top of cliff)
Delanie: Amber/Fiz, Noah/Milk come on up!
Fiz: hi
Delanie: You will slide on greasy sleds. One member will guide their blindfolded partner who is driving where to go so you won't crash...and maybe die. First duo to cross the finish wins invincibility for their tribe. Are you guys ready?
Fiz: *puts on blindfold* no
Noah: *puts on blindfold* no
Delanie: GO!
Rocky and Delanie: *pushes both sleds down*
Milk: LEFT! RIGHT! RIGHT! STRAIGHT!
Amber: Ummm! Down!
Fiz: bitch we r going down its a downhill cliff
Amber: Ummm! To finish line!
Fiz: me
Amber: WATCH OUT!
Fiz: *crashes into log*
Noah: *slides off their head and flies into air*
Amber: DONT JUST SIT THERE! GO!
Fiz: o yea
Milk: GO GO GO!
Noah: *crosses finish* B)
Delanie: THE KILLER BASS WINS INVINCIBILITY! Gophers, one of you is going BYE BYE.
Amber: CONFESSIONAL: I'd eliminate Fiz for being stupid during that challenge but he IS a loyal minion of mine. Spirits a clear choice....but he scored a point for us and didn't spend the entire time throwing apples at me...I still hate him! I'm voting Spirit!
Spirit: CONFESSIONAL: I'm voting AMBER. Should've made her choke on that damn apple.
Cabbage: *in water with Fiz and Aqua* Amber thinks the numbers to boot Spirit are us three and her. But is that really the smartest move?
Fiz: yes
Cabbage: I say we take Chwiis out. Hes an asshole. He also contributes little while still holding a big ego. Because of him, both him and Mirnish got electrocuted.
Aqua: I'm fine with that. (CONFESSIONAL: I'm in the middle of my tribe so I'm fine with whatever.)
Fiz: CONFESSIONAL: ugly plan
Amber: Whats the tea Fiz?
Fiz: spirit and aqua wanna vote of chwiis
Amber: UGH! Those idiots! Why don't we just vote off Cabbage? Everyone would be happy!
Fiz: i say we still vote spirit to be safe
Amber: Cabbage..will pay.
Aqua: I don't trust Fiz to vote with us. Hes a wildcard.
Cabbage: Agreed
Mirnish: *joins them* hey boos
Cabbage: CONFESSIONAL: I guess it all comes down to Mirnish. I know he doesn't stand for Chwiis's harsh comments. He HAS to vote with us...right?
Aqua: We're voting Chwiis. We just need your vote.
Mirnish: Me? (CONFESSIONAL: Those two have NEVER talked to me. Although, I'm basically their love child. Half gay half mexican but strategically Chwiis has been by my side. I don't know if the time is right.)
(Campfire Ceremony)
Delanie: Marshmallows for Cabbage, Fiz, Mirnish, and Aqua! *tosses marshmallows*
Aqua: yay
Delanie: Spirit, Amber, Chwiis, all three of you racked up a LOT of votes. But with a 3-2-2 vote...Chwiis is outta here! *tosses marshmallows to Spirit and Amber*
Spirit and Amber: WHAT?
Cabbage: *smiles*
Mirnish: *looking down*
Delanie: Chwiis, see ya!
Chwiis: Dumbass happy hams! You will PAY. All of you are idiots and you are BANNED from the swamp. *getting dragged away* BAAAAAAAANNED!
Delanie: Yikes! We just did a trust challenge and theres more chaos! What do we- I mean Rocky have in store for next time :) Find out next time on TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
Episode 12: Basic Straining[]
Tyler: CONFESSIONAL: The teams are dead even 6-6. If we lose the next two challenges, the Gophers will be the final 6 while I watch in misery from my couch.
Milk: *walks with TDN* Izzy sorta has everyone in his pocket. We have to make a move against them. Noah's a waste of a vote and Wendy is too. I say we vote Tyler the flip flop.
TDN: uh sure
Milk: Great!
TDN: CONFESSIONAL: no ones really spoken to me this entire game except for darules and hes long gone. im shocked to have gotten this far but now i think i have a chance to win it all
(Cabbage, Spirit, Mirnish, and Aqua are seen walking)
Spirit: This is a solid four. Next we send home Amber or Fiz.
Cabbage: good
Aqua: cute
Mirnish: CONFESSIONAL: I'm in a strong position on my team. I have 3 active anti Amber people on my side. I'd say I'm the safest Gopher.
Amber: CONFESSIONAL: So everyones having a REVOLT against Fiz and I! Like me? The hottest queen on this island? I don't think so!
Mirnish: *to Amber* What do you want?
Amber: Heres whats gonna happen. Cabbage and Aqua are tight after masterminding that Chwiis vote. Spirit is their third wheel. So where do you stand? At the VERY BOTTOM. We're voting Spirit next.
Mirnish: I'm not voting Spirit, sorry!
Amber: Hm...
Mirnish: CONFESSIONAL: Just when I thought I couldn't get any safer! What could go wrong?
(All the campers are seen on dock)
Noah: Where's Delanie?
Rocky: *jumps out helicopter and lands on dock* She's on vacation so guess I'll be hosting today!
Izzy: Oh great
TDN: CONFESSIONAL: shouldnt be so bad
Rocky: Stand straight! *spanks TDN with stick*
TDN: Ow!
Rocky: Knees together! *spanks Fiz* Head up! *spanks Milk* Less blinking! *spanks Noah* Lose weight! *spanks Spirit*
Spirit :(
Amber: Hah!
Rocky: *spanks Amber* You SMILE when I tell you to smile. What I'm telling you is to SHUT THE FUCK UP
Amber: *gasps*
Rocky: Today's challenge will test how much you have in your tank
Fiz: i love gas tanks
Aqua: He could be referring to fish tanks
Wendy: Or military tanks
Spirit: Or Amber sTANK
Rocky: Did I instruct any of you to talk? I DON'T THINK SO. Today you will live life in my eyes..
Wendy: Cooking again? Easy!
Rocky: *spanks Wendy* Spanking you? Easy! And no. Not my life at this shitty summer camp...my MILITARY LIFE.
LIzzy: *gulps*
Amber: CONFESSIONAL: Military? Can I sit out because like...I heard in the military you have to wear CAMO.
Rocky: Whenever you feel like being a CHICKEN and giving up, ring this bell and you're out. Onto the first part! You must carry this boat over your head with two interns on top! Good luck!
Amber: Ugh!
(The two teams are seen holding the boat over their head)
Wendy: CONFESSIONAL: Holding a boat over our head was hard but I know we need this win. So I pulled through.
(10 hours later)
Rocky: *sleeping*
Noah: Guys hes sleeping! Lets just go take a break and he'll never know.
Milk: I don't think we should do that.
Noah: Whats the worst that can happen? *walks away and steps on stick* crap
Rocky: *wakes up and sniffs around* NOAH. RING THE BELL.
Noah: *sighs and rings bell*
Rocky: The rest of you follow me!
Cabbage: But its 3 AM!
Rocky: I didn't ask. Dining hall! Move! Move! Last one there is out of the challenge!
(Everyone runs)
Noah: Wait, where do I go?
(Nobody else is there and cricket sounds are heard)
Noah: oh
TDN: *running* We should slow one of them down.
Tyler: Which one?
TDN: Mirnish. Hes their strongest one.
Tyler: Ok.
TDN: I'll be back. *runs to Mirnish* Hey Mirn- *gets trampled down by everyone*
Mirnish: Wait what? *keeps running*
Rocky: and TDN is last to arrive! Sorry TDN, no more room. We reached our maximum capacity.
TDN: But we fit 22 teens in there!
Rocky: You're too fat
TDN: :(
Izzy: *to Wendy, Milk, and Tyler* We're already down 6-4. Whatever the next challenge is, lets just all try to move on.
Wendy: *nods*
Rocky: Hi bitches
Izzy: o
Rocky: In this part of the challenge, you will write me a 2000 word essay as to why I'm an amazing person. Whoever falls asleep by then is OUT. I want it all by morning.
Tyler: *writing*
Amber: Ew! Can I just read magazines please?
Spirit: Just do it. *rolls eyes*
Amber: But I don't want to!
Spirit: DO. IT.
Amber: NO.
Spirit: YOU WILL FUCKING DO IT. YOURE GETTING VOTED OFF NEXT ANYWAYS. NOW DO IT BEFORE I SHOVE THAT PEN DOWN YOUR THROAT BITCH
Amber: TOUCH MY BEAUTIFUL FACE I DARE YOU YOURE JUST A JEALOUS FUGLY COW. STANK ASS RAT
Spirit: PIG
Amber: WALRUS
Spirit: HIPPO
Amber: WHALE
Rocky: BOTH OF YOU, SHUT UP. You're both out!
Spirit: WHAT!
Rocky: You're both annoying! Bye!
Amber: Ugh! *walks out dining hall* It was all your fault
Spirit: Go eat a blender
Amber: OMG its RAINING
Spirit: UGH!
(Back inside)
Fiz: hi
Tyler: *falls asleep*
Milk: *falls asleep*
Wendy: NO!
Rocky: Times up! Tyler, Milk, you're outta here! We're down to Izzy and Wendy from the Bass and Cabbage, Aqua, Mirnish, and Fiz from the Gophers! Get ready for the toughest part yet!
Aqua: We're not done yet?
Rocky: Not even close.
(Outside)
Rocky: Welcome to the Obtsa Chef Course!
Izzy: Great.
Rocky: WHAT WAS THAT?
Izzy: Nothing!
Rocky: Anyone who doesn't complete this in TEN MINUTES is OUT. GO!
Izzy: Wendy, we have to stick together. *ties arm to Wendy* Its the only way.
Wendy: Okay.
Mirnish: *jumps through tire with ease and begins to climb rope*
Fiz: *crawling under mud and starts sinking*
Mirnish: *starts to sink* IS THIS QUICK SAND?
Rocky: Yup!
Aqua: *tries to pull them out*
Mirnish: JUST GO!
Aqua: *runs*
Izzy: WENDY, HURRY UP.
Wendy: I'm going, I'm going! *out of breath*
Aqua: *crosses finish* Yes!
Rocky: Aqua stays in!
Cabbage: *crosses finish*
Rocky: Cabbage stays in! One minute left!
Izzy: OMG!
Wendy: *unties rope*
Izzy: What are you doing!!'
Wendy: Go!
Izzy: No! I can't do the last part alone. *ties rope to pole* Hold on tight!
Wendy: k
Izzy: *slingshots all the way to finish line*
Wendy: *crosses finish*
Rocky: The remaining Bass stays in it! Its a two on two battle between Izzy/Wendy and Aqua/Cabbage! Who will come out on top?
Fiz: im a top *sinks further until is no longer seen*
Mirnish: *sinks*
Rocky: GET THE SHOVEL
(Later on, the remaining four is seen hanging on tree upside down)
Rocky: Whoever stays on the longest wins for their tea-
Aqua: I'm gonna quit like my momma Purple Kelly *falls*
Cabbage: omg...
Rocky: Cabbage is the Screaming Gophers last hope!
Wendy: Izzy, I'm gonna fall...
Izzy: Hang in there. You have a better chance than I do. *falls*
Rocky: Wendy is the Killer Bass last hope!
Cabbage: I don't feel so good...
Aqua: COME ON CABBAGE!
Cabbage: *falls*
Rocky: WENDY WINS IT! THE KILLER BASS WINS INVINCIBILITY!
Wendy: YES!
Rocky: Good job soldier!
Aqua: *helps Cabbage up*
Cabbage: *dizzily falls back down*
(10 minutes before the campfire ceremony)
Amber: *walking with Mirnish and Fiz* Mirnish, just hear us out. Yes we're terrible people but the others aren't trustworthy either.
Mirnish: I'm not voting Spirit.
Amber: We're not either.
Mirnish: Hm? Further elaborate.
(Campfire Ceremony)
Rocky: You guys all did terrible!
Fiz and Mirnish: *covered in mud*
Amber and Spirit: *soaking wet from rain*
Cabbage: *dizzy* Hi....Sierra....
Aqua: PURPLE KELLY.
Rocky: The votes are in....the marshmallows goes to...Fiz, Mirnish, Aqua, Spirit...and last but not least, Amber! *tosses marshmallows*
Spirit: 1...2...3...4...5...WAIT WHAT? Why Cabbage! What did he do?
Amber: He shouldn't have betrayed Fiz and I. Should've stayed in your place! See ya!
Spirit: The votes make no sense. I know for a fact Cabbage, Aqua, and I voted Amber. It should've tied.
Rocky: Actually the dumbass accidentally voted himself.
Cabbage: I did?
(Flashback)
(In confessional)
Intern: Who's your vote?
Cabbage: Cabbage...loves....Winchele. *falls into toilet*
(Back to present)
Aqua: But he was all nuts after hanging from a tree! Thats no fair.
Rocky: Shut yo ass up.
Cabbage: gl Aqua and Spir- *gets dragged away*
Amber: *giggling* The princess stays princess
Spirit: *rolls eyes*