Survivor: Users vs. Favorites is the sequel to Big Brother. 10 of the users from Big Brother will return with their favorites from Survivor in a Survivor-styled game.
Tampu (Users)[]
- Noah
- Tyler
- Wendy
- Aqua
- Eve
- Blake
- Cabbage
- Izzy
- Milk
- Fiz
Baupro (Favorites)[]
- Alexis
- Sandra
- Shii Ann
- Kelly
- Kimmi
- Alecia
- Sierra
- Angie
- Cirie
- LJ
Episode 1: I'm Going To Be Seen As A Threat[]
- Jeff: Welcome to Survivor: Users vs. Favorites. 10 of your favorite Big Brother players have returned to continue their legacy, but what they don't know is that their favorites will be competing against them.
- Izzy: (CONF: I'm going to be seen as a threat. That's okay. I want people to be scared of me. I just need to make sure I get an idol and a solid alliance.)
- Blake: (CONF: My downfall was RJ and Fiz turning on me. I will get my revenge on Fiz for ruining my chances of winning. I WONT LET HIM FUCKING MAKE MERGE.)
- Milk: (CONF: I lost all because of Fiz, and he didn't even win. I can't wait to bust some asses this season.)
- Jeff: Welcome...to Survivor: Users vs Favorites!
- Contestants: *Confused*
- Jeff: That's right. All of you put your favorite Survivor contestants on your applications. So without further ado...here they are!
- Survivors: *Run out onto the Baupro mat*
- Izzy: OH MY GOD ITS ANGIE.
- Jeff: Yeah lol. So it's time to finally get started.
- Aqua: What do the tribe names mean?
- Jeff: Oh we were too lazy to google exotic words from other languages so we made a new language. Tampu means "Anal" in Survivor language. Baupro means "Cumshot" in Survivor language. But right now is our first immunity challenge.
- Shii Ann: What?!
- Jeff: That's right. You have to run out and get a big dick. Then bring it back and put it on the table. The tribe that gets all 10 tribe dicks on the table first wins. GO!
- Tampu: *Gets 7*
- Baupro: *Gets 9*
- Tampu: *Gets 3*
- Jeff: TAMPU WINS IMMUNITY! You also win a pot.
- Fiz: I love pot.
- Blake: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
- Fiz: (CONF: I have no choice but to gt blake out he isnt trustworthy lol hahahaha blaje is going dwon.)
- Sandra: Fuck!
- Aqua: KELLY STAY SAFE.
- Kelly: *Invisible*
- BAUPRO
- Sandra: Welcome to camp!
- Kimmi: We lost. :(
- LJ: Maybe we should all look at me.
- Alecia: No one here is Fiz LJ.
- LJ: MEAN.
- LJ: (CONF: Alecia is a bully.)
- Kelly: *With Sierra in the jungle* Let's make an alliance. It's the smartest thing to do for invisible people.
- Sierra: Agreed.
- Kelly: Awesome.
- TRIBAL COUNCIL #1
- Jeff: Dip your torch.
- Jeff: Kelly, what has been happening at camp?
- Kelly: Nothing...
- Jeff: Really?
- Kelly: You can't do much in 10 minutes.
- Jeff: I see. Okay, then go vote.
- Sierra: *Votes* You're a big threat. Goodbye.
- Cirie: *Votes* I'm sorry. I can't keep you in the game. <3
- Jeff: Blah blah blah will be asked to leave the tribal council area immediately. I'll read the votes.
- Jeff: Sandra.
- Jeff: Kelly.
- Jeff: LJ.
- Jeff: Alecia. 1 vote Sandra, 1 vote Kelly, 1 vote LJ, 1 vote Alecia.
- Jeff: Sandra.
- Jeff: Sandra.
- Jeff: Kelly.
- Jeff: Kelly.
- Jeff: Sandra.
- Jeff: 1st person voted off of Survivor: Users vs. Favorites... *Flips parchment* Sandra. The tribe has spoken. Please bring me your torch.
- Sandra: *Brings torch up*
- Jeff: Sandra, the tribe has spoken. *snuffs her torch*
- Sandra: Good luck.
- Jeff: Get back to camp. We still have another immunity challenge and tribal council tomorrow.
- TAMPU
- Izzy: That was...intense. Damn.
- Noah: I feel bad for them.
- Milk: It's them or us.
- Aqua: Hm. (CONF: I can feel the tension between everyone. It's just...unbearable.)
- Eve: Blake, let's make an alliance.
- Blake: Sure. (CONF: I don't think allying with Eve is smart. Allying with enemies is smarter because I won't be such an easy target.)
- Izzy: Milk, you and me ally?
- Milk: Sure. (CONF: I don't trust Izzy. He's going the second I hear he flips.)
- Eve: Everyone, I just want to say that anything that happened last season will be erased. None of it happened. I'm not allied with Izzy or Blake. Okay? Okay.
- Blake: What. (CONF: FUCKING EVE WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE THINKING?)
- Milk: Okay? (CONF: Way to make people suspicious, Eve. Blake is still at it with the Wiki vs Wiki war. It's very annoying.)
- Tyler: *Gathering some water from the well* So Aqua. I was thinking you and I could keep each other safe for a while.
- Aqua: Okay.
- BAUPRO
- Kelly: ...
- Shii Ann: Interesting.
- Alecia: WHO VOTED FOR ME.
- LJ: WHO VOTED FOR ME?!
- Alecia: LJ YOU DICK.
- LJ: ALECIA YOU CUNT.
- Both: GRRRRRRRR.
- Kimmi: (CONF: LJ and Alecia's conflict is like something you'd see in a cartoon. They're acting like 5 year olds. Very immature.)
- Sierra: Guys. We need to be able to cope with each other or we wont win anything.
- Alexis: And I honestly think it's best if we all just try to be quiet.
- Angie: Agreed.
- TAMPU:
- Milk: *Drinking Dirty Water*
- Tyler: You know u can get sick, right?
- Milk: Eh.
- Tyler: Okay.
- Aqua: *Making drums* Almost done.
- Cabbage: Why are you doing that?
- Aqua: So I can annoy Milk.
- Cabbage: I see.
- Eve: Blake, who are we voting?
- Blake: I don't know.
- Eve: (CONF: Blake is being very rude to me. What I said earlier wasn't smart. Ugh.)
- Jeff: Welcome to your second immunity challenge. Tampu, get a look at the new Baupro tribe. Sandra voted out first.
- Tyler: What? No! *Wipes single tear*
- Blake: Oh please.
- Jeff: For your immunity challenge, we will be playing Tango Sperm. You will stand on a bumpy white column in the water. One person will be chosen to walk passed their tribe mates and get to the platform. Pink for Tampu and yellow for Baupro. Pick.
- Eve: I will.
- Kimmi: I will.
- Jeff: Okay. Tampu, who is sitting out?
- Blake: I am.
- Milk: Lazy bitch.
- Jeff: Okay, lets get started.
- Jeff: GO!
- Eve: *Walks passed Noah*
- Eve: *Walks passed Tyler*
- Kimmi: *Walks passed Alexis*
- Kimmi: *Walks passed Shii Ann*
- Kimmi: *Walks passed Kelly*
- Kimmi: *Walks passed Alecia*
- Eve: *Walks passed Wendy*
- Eve: *Walks passed Aqua*
- Eve: *Walks passed Cabbage*
- Eve: *Walks passed Izzy*
- Eve: *Walks passed Milk*
- Kimmi: *Walks passed Sierra*
- Kimmi: *Walks passed Angie*
- Eve: *About to jump*
- Jeff: Will Eve make it?!
- Eve: *Falls off with Fiz*
- Jeff: NO! GO BACK TO THE START.
- Eve: FUCK THIS.
- Kimmi: *Walks passed Cirie*
- Kimmi: *Walks passed LJ*
- Jeff: Can Kimmi land on the platform?
- Kimmi: *Jumps*
- Kimmi: *Lands*
- Jeff: BAUPRO WINS IMMUNITY!
- Kimmi: YES! YES!
- Eve: *Looks down*
- Blake: Ugh.
- TAMPU
- Izzy: (CONF: I'm going to look for the idol.)
- Izzy: *Looks for the idol*
- Izzy: *Finds a clue*
- Izzy: OMFG *follows the clue*
- Izzy: *Gets the idol*
- Izzy: So I decided to make a fake idol and put it in the box where my idol was.
- Izzy: *Puts clue where he found it*
- Eve: Blake, please help me out here.
- Blake: Eve, you dug your grave.
- Milk: We're all voting Blake or Eve, correct?
- Aqua: Yes. (CONF: I want Milk OUT. GONE.)
- Aqua: Blake. Eve. Let's ally. Okay?
- Eve: Okay.
- Aqua: Let's vote for Milk. I'm gonna try to get Tyler and Cabbage to flip and possibly Noah.
- Jeff: Welcome to Tribal Council. Dip your torch.
- Jeff: Aqua, how was tribe life like after the ic?
- Aqua: Sucky. Everyone was dead set on what they were doing. People were annoying.
- Jeff: Izzy. How does it feel to be a big target from Big Brother?
- Izzy: It sucks, but people are afraid of me and it can be a good thing.
- Jeff: Okay. Go vote.
- Jeff: I'll read the votes.
- Jeff: oh btw any immunity idols?
- No one answers*
- Jeff: okay.
- Jeff: Eve.
- Jeff: Milk.
- Jeff: Eve.
- Jeff: Milk.
- Jeff: Milk.
- Jeff: Milk.
- Jeff: Eve.
- Jeff: Eve.
- Jeff: Eve.
- Jeff: Second person voted out of Survivor: Users vs. Favorites...*flips parchment* Eve. The tribe has spoken. Please bring me your torch.
- Eve: Okay. *Brings torch up*
- Jeff: *Snuffs torch*
- Eve: Good luck guys.
- Jeff: Okay. Shows that being a complete fucktard will get you eliminated. Go back to camp. Goodnight.
- FINAL WORDS:
- Sandra: I won twice. I'm not pissed at all. I think they were smart for voting me out. Hell, I wanted to vote me out. I'm too big of a threat. *Laughs*
- Eve: I just wish I could have stayed longer. I loved Big Brother and I was really excited to get another chance to win some money. I didn't even make it passed the first episode. *Wipes tears*